I want to put up a pic of me as a little kid. However, the only one I have, I am naked.

If you need to use any of my skills. I can do whatever you want.

Hot, when are you coming to L.A?

Photomagically add a fig leaf?

Here you go:

It smells like an airport runway
Jet fuel stenches in the cabin
And lights flickering at random

Garbage cans comprise the medians
Of freeways always creeping
Even when the population's sleeping

And I can't see why you'd want to live there.....

I don't honey. I want to leave L.A. But we could be the best BFF's.

no kiddie porn on the board, pls.

its up to the person to see it as porn or not. and you do

PEDO!!

Kalifornia is for the kooks.

<--- texicaliforniafarian

6'3".

I know that's tiny but it's like the heaviest I've ever been.

Mine as well, it makes me question my parents photo taking decisions.

Ballin'!

there's actually a picture of me aged four, running around on a beach nekkid - wearing a cap with "boob inspector" or something on it.

my granddad gave me the hat.. i thought it was the best thing ever, even though i hadn't got a clue what boobs were.

this was because there was a big stuffed pair of boobs stuck to the front of the hat

my folks ripped the boobs off, out of embarassment even before we got out of the car on the way home

spunky

and your such a weiner

Piss off, aussie bastard.

contemporary beatnik stylin?

Oh come on, I know you want a taste if those eggs.

I live off salmon and bugs, it's what keeps me strong.

You look sketchy haha.

Just a moment ago. I can't sleep.

less sketchy?/more sketchy?

I don't care, A/S/L?

16/F/Brazil

you?

I don't...I just...Don't know how to respond to that.

Was making fun of MySpace and took this shot

I think it proves my point about how people take obscure shots of themselves to hide how ugly they are.

sketchball

lol... chav, innit?

I enjoy yr thought process to self: "OMG quick, put the pink one on."

genius.

not so much. for now, the planet stands.

what makes you think i didn't just happen to be wearing a black hoodie last night at 08:21 PM and a pink hoodie this morning at 03:22 AM??????

you, sir, are a MASTER of disguise. all you need now is a filter tip for that smoke and I'd feel like this was bat country.


PS: omg someone stole GMKU's head (twice)!!!

Preserving my anonymity. Not that I'm saying unremarkable below the neck, mind you.

what if someone spots you by yr shoes??

you should be more careful!

take D0kt0r D4sh for example, he's so sneaky you can't even see him.

Then they would be my friend for life because I would glom onto them and never let go.

Doctor who?

although I'm too sneaky for you to notice, I'm slowly backing out of this thread.....ever....so....slowly.

You just blew your cover.

would you prefer:

no, i meant Dr. Who