hahaha
that he is

You people wouldn't recognise good comedians if they shagged your mother. And by that token I'm astonished the Brand isn't hailed as a hero by Americans.

why? because he looks like a reject from a 4th rate L.A. metal band circa 1984?

True!

Wait, because he shagged their mothers?

looking at his expression im not too sure if thats a good thing :p

Comb your hair, you damn hippie.

comb it?
what do you mean.. put honeycomb in it?
weird canadians :P

she means run a brush through it, merry prankster.

run a brush through it?
what the hecks a brush? you lot are weirdoes

lol. i was hopin you could answer some of those questions.:D

i am still very curious what "snaggas" are, but my internet went out right after i posted that, reminding me i should get some sleep.

i couldn't find any reference to "snaggas" in this aussie slang dictionary
http://www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp

(although i did find out that a "yonk" is a unit of time, not distance... still think you should get the metric system. :))

also when you google "snaggas" it asks you

Did you mean: niggas

and then gives you a bunch of links to things like

"next time when i be in taiz you have to invite me to eat some snaggas and wrestle crocodiles"

"I am gonna grab sex of ma mutts and throw a few snaggas in the hangi"

"a heap of beers, zed talk and some snaggas... drove a few zeds too.."

"thick steaks some chops an snaggas along with tattas an onions and as Joshy asked for his dogs eyes I had to make some..."


clearly some sort of food item that only seriously hardcore, croc wrasslin, zed drivin, dog eye eatin aussies eat...



although now i want a jaffle, galah.

haha you make me laugh mirror dash

snaggas are SAUSAGES !!

ahh!! mystery solved!

so when is there going to be an aussie gangsta movie in the vien of lock stock + two smoking... i love that shit!

i totally want to see some aussies running around the outback stealin cattle or some shit while saying things like

"cark it, larrikin! yr a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, aincha?"



there should also be a scene where a jaffle iron is used as a torture device.

have you seen the movie "the castle" mirror dash?

two hands?

haha yeh two hands is what i was also thinking of

or there is The Magician done in doco style that follows a hitman around whilst he does his jobs, really funny and well done

ah yeah! that looks awesome. thanks mate!

it's going at the top of my netflix right now.:)

ha the reviewer on imdb refers to the film anyway..



"Jimmy (Heath Ledger) is given a simple job by Pando (Bryan Brown) a underworld kingpin to deliver money to a particular address, but when no one answers the door Jimmy decides to take a dip at the beach to pass some time, but he notices that his clothes on the sand have been messed up and the 10 grand is gone. Jimmy rings Pando to tell him the problem, but he doesn't want to hear it. Pando and his boys try their best to locate Jimmy, meaning no more Jimmy if they get their hands on him. So now Jimmy goes into hiding to organise a bank robbery to get Pando's money back. Also throughout this mess he meets the innocently sweet Alex (Rose Byrne) and together they're in for one hell of a ride through Sydney's King Cross.

"Two Hands" is simply an engrossing pick-me-up film that's brisk, exhilarating and incredibly fresh. What you got here is pretty much an urban gangster film with a seedy backdrop and in-your-face violence… what, how's that fresh you ask? Well, because it takes us into the underworld where the Australian culture shines with criminals wearing thongs (flip flops) and footy shorts, done up cars and a can of beer in the hand… and don't forgot the Australian sense of humour, dry and sarcastic. You can say it owes a lot to the likes of "Pulp Fiction", "Goodfellas" (a fave of mine) and "Lock, stock and two smoking barrels" for its inspiration, but for me it still stands on its own. The film has real mixture of light-hearted moments, but also a mean streak to it with some unexpected shocks and black humour that can actually be disturbing. You just don't know what's coming and it has a nice touch of snappy irony (especially the ending) and great timing with its humour. One scene involving a bank robbery will have you in stitches, I guarantee you. The plot's outline is really a coming to age story (or about the road not taken), with a punching love tale added and then the gangster element to finish it off. Most of the sub-plots were cleverly constructed and interlocked, well maybe it could've gone without the supernatural element involving Jimmy's dead brother, but in the overall context the diverse plot seems to all click together. Intense, natural and crisp dialogue filled the outrageously colourful script, with quick jabs of Aussie slang/twang - I'm fair dinkum!

What truly made the film was that of Bryan Brown's performance of Pando. He just gave his character such a deviously charismatic/nasty persona that when he wasn't on screen his presence was still felt. He gave his character two sides - one being a prick, but the other side is such a good bloke. A young Rose Byrne glows with her nervously sweet/quirky character Alex. She looked radially gorgeous and added a bubbly personality. Then you got Heath Ledger who fit's the buck as the naive Jimmy. Great supporting cast involved with the likes of Susie Porter, Tom Long, David Field, Steve Vidler and Steve Le Marquand. Such raw performances are achieved and from that you get riveting, fun and believable characters. Pumping rock soundtrack bursting at the seams with the likes of Powderfinger and Alex Lloyd provide a cool vibe. Also being shot on location in Sydney's King Cross really helped it stick out by holding a life of its own and showing the Australian way of life. Gliding camera tricks captured the city's backdrop superbly, especially the piercing nightlife. This was a film that when it ended I was totally satisfied with what I got. Overall, a slickly paced crime thriller that achieves what it intended to do... a fun, clever and crazy roller coaster ride of thrills and excitement.

I say, it's a successful Aussie take on "Lock, Stock and Two smoking barrels" by director/writer Gregor Jordan in his debut film. If you come across it, don't hesitate to it give it a go."

thanks guys! i will definitely check out all of these!

this is the most 'rock' pic i think that's ever been taken of me...got a haircut and a shave finally:

Are you a Nazi? Because it look like it.

cool, i didn't ever think i look like a nazi but thanks i guess.:confused:

I was just saying because of that hand pose.

ok, just though maybe you didn't notice i have a full head of hair.:cool:

But you shaved it!

But anyways, you looks good, and sexy. Sorry for flirting, is in my blood, ask anyone.

more townshend than hitler. :)

It's true. My ass is still sore.

"Driver needs more pot!"

He might look like one, but he's one of the few comedians who can talk about sex in an amusing way. Dirty like sex jokes should be.

you look kinda like oliver from skywave/a place to bury strangers. right on!

Chout, you clean up nicely.
I approve this decision. Great picture.


From our last show:

I haven't actually seen this film so I might check it out too, Bryan Brown is awesome so it should be a good one

You look evil as fuck there, CHOUT......minus the Devo shirt.

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don't test

PS: chout brang back the douchestache. that's a fucking hardcore look to rock well.

Damn, you look old.

Girlgun?

edit- P.S. right click+save.

Yes it is. I can tell by the background.

i guess they share some living space, from time to time?

They are a couple.