what exactly is the accent of hampshire/surrey etc? at least the northern accent has character, unlike that benign stuff.

now down t'pit with yer.

not even really that good-looking? she is disgusting....the ultimate celeb butterface. ive never been so repulsed by a 'celeb hottie' face....

haha whatever you want

In t'olden days, the Hampshire/Surrey accent was what was known as a BBC accent, e.g. well-spoken and understandable to all. These days, of course, the BBC is riddled with regional accents - Another example of the terrible dumbing down of the televisual media, I'm afraid. It matters not, though, as no-one on the BBC says anything worth understanding these days anyway.

right now i'm too lazy to think about it. someone make a phrase and i will say it.

i am afraid i cant understand what your saying.

hahahahahha!!

maybe this,

i met her in a library in old old austin
where you pretend to read books but just give looks to laila
l-a-i-l-a laila
she walked up to me and she asked me to dance
i asked her if robin hood wouldnt mind and in a dark brown voice she said hood's dead baby, hood's dead
oh laila lai-lai-lai-lai laila

and so on.

yr gonna say that on the phone? haha okay go ahead

"Character": that's a polite way of saying somebody's ugly.

I thought you were going to spend the rest of the day robbing museums?

Been there, done the cave painting, robbed some artifacts (an old pram and a Val Doonican LP), and then we went to the library, had lunch out (big old ways), and now we're home.

It's a full and rewarding life I lead.

Rewarding? You want rewarding? You mean you're holding my avatar to ransom? That's despicable.

If I'm offline for a while it's because I'm busy trying to find the phone number for Basingstoke social services.

Walk a mile in another man's avatar...

well fuck you too :)

hi sonicl. you changed your user name I see.

Laila does punk.

what does that even mean?

well i guess my english is not as good as some on here...either that or i'm just stupid because i don't understand certain slang.

It was just a friendly dig at the fact that sweet and tender Laila told you to fuck off, Christ's sake!