i've seen it already, David Firth is a hero.

I love the whole (@)Y(@) part.

i luv da tits
watch out! chocolate man!

question... what if you can get someone off but they can't get you. YOu love her, but sex just deosn't really equate well becuase both of us are highly unexperienced... but i feel more adventerous/willing/kinky than she is/lets on. We have a long confusing relationship and sometimes i ust wanna jump ship or fuck someone...

also tittyfucking, i'd try it... can't now though. I don't think it would work, like most things. And I also think I have a good knack for using my hands according to a few girls.

Unfortunately, that's the bit where you have to talk to her and all that gay stuff that girls like, you know, talking about how you're feeling and all that gay.

Or you could just jack off on her arse while she's sleeping.

You know, as simple as it sounds, a girl can be really great at blow jobs but be utterly terrible at hand jobs. Handjobs are highly highly underrated in my opinion.

Hey Alex, I'd probably just talk to her.

Errrrr sounds stupid, but just tell her! And then ask her about her fantasies/shit she'd like to try out. I did that with my gf, and found out she had weirder fantasies than I had!!! And besides, you can't really say you don't like something as long as you've never done it. Unless it involves a 600$ rubber suit or whatever

hopefully no rubber suits will be involved. I am not a fan of clothes that have a 0% breatheability.

AND I need to talk to her, but it'll be like the umpteenth it's happened. ANd we also never have time for sex as her parents have like a 10pm leash on her and my parents are the cock block gods of the universe. I'm 19 and they make me keep my door open. if it's closed the knock it open. I really don't understand their avversion to me havign sex... i have to listen to their old sagging asses do it goddamnit.
And furhterly, sometimes i just wanna be her friend becuase it's all ok until i bring up sex and she gets upset sometimes.

Bitches be crazy.

despite me not being of the bitch variety, it's things like this that me question my sanity.

im not active but I dont think i would be interested that much. Im a plain person. keep it simple with de vaginos!

I have a friend who is 25 and a virgin (I know, I know, he's my best friend, shut up) and his girlfriend will get on top of him naked and rub his cock against her vagina for hours but won't let him stick it in. There are no parents involved, just sheer lunacy. She says that if he sticks it in without asking her it would be rape. The only thing she allows are tortuous hand-jobs that usually only end in chafing.

yes, handjobs are another issue to be talked about. If handjobs, why not a blow job, at least a blow job. I get enough from handrew as is.

:eek: i'd dump that bitch in 15 seconds. no shit. fucking cocktease. your friend has problems... :p

Straight up G, girl be frontin' fo' real. Or something.

good times and great oldies

That sounds sexy and ridiculous up until the chafing handjob part- that sounds terrible.

What she is doing doesn't really sound very fair. It almost sounds like something a man would do.

I'd say!

Is it odd that I fear having my sexual fantasies would ruin all of my creativity, so much that I might avoid it a bit?

I've been looking for a reason to bump this thread because I love it so much.

I found out that I am not sexually frustrated, but that I have a huge libido. In other words, sexual release makes me hornier. I guess I'm at my sexual peak or something.