I don't spare any time to look at jerks either, but I'm afraid when they're in your face show-offs, like Everyneurotic was saying, there can be no avoiding it. I don't agree with Israel's civil law on the matter, I just thought I'd drop that in.

hairspray is satan's tool. a foul, foul tool.

no way.

yes way! what manner of troll or cold-blooded reptile have you been experimenting with?

This space is reserved for any future grumblings I may have regarding the subject of kissing, and related subjects such as unrequited love, infidelity, and the blues.

Thank you.

Same, but I don't despise hugs as much as you do because they're still nice.

So many guys wanted to hug me yesterday, and I have no idea why. I mean, yeah, it's the Barfly, you're drunk, and I'm a pretty good looking guy, but why hug me? You don't know me!

I have that effect on even the straightest of men.