I once saw a Ben Dover porn film that featured Happy Hardcore maestro Dougal. It was shot in his studio and Dougal was lurking about in the background. The best bit was when, midway through the 'action', ol' Dougal decides to cue up one of his tunes. Funniest bit of unintentional porn soundtracking you'll ever hear. On the same tape he got two girls to get lively to DJ Trace's jungle anthem 'Babylon'.

Ben Dover is class, there's no denying that. None whatso.


[ed:] If this thread gets hijacked a second time, and this time it's by Ben Dover, then fair play I say.

You never know, they might go MCR instead... infact, hasn't he already done Meatloaf? Or is that just me having a ridiculously strong association with 'The Phantom of the Opera' and Meatloaf via the 'Anything for Love' video?

well...??

I'm not going to lie, I'm not the most diligent Rhydian follower, but you may well be confusing the two, on account of their being near-identical. Superfluous posting, you say? I'm well ahead of you there (but legions behind most, I should add).

I just think Rhydian should fuck the whole X Factor thing off and start fronting Queen. It's almost TOO obvious.

Or the Darkness, what happened to them eh? Did someone say 'I told you it was a gimmick band with no longevity'?

Are there any decent Christmas singles this year? Proper Christmas-based ones, not just mawkish ballads for the little kids to buy their mums and the unimaginative boyfirends to buy their unattractive girlfriends.

I've developed a nostalgic fondness for the Rosie O'Donnell Christmas albums. Judge me accordingly.

:eek: Be that be you?

Meaning, am I Rosie O'Donnell? Perhaps. I do give off that lesbian vibe, after all.