Phones should just be phones. Cameras should just be cameras. Computers should just be computers.

Don't mix all this shit up into one thing. That's wrong.

you sound like a 50 year old, chill out

is there a way to crack an iphone to work with verizoff?

i hear there's a new crop of business apps for the iphone coming up. so it's that or a crackberry for me next.

but in the meantime i have a trusty nokia made circa 2002-- UNKILLABLE.

And what, may I ask, is wrong with sounding like a 50 year old?

"Young people can be so uncool. Except for the ones here. You all are different. More like older people."--gmku

no wai.

i want the internext jacked to my brains. i want to be able to make telepathic phone calls. and download porn straight to my cortex. and play music inside my cranium. i want i want i want. no more need to open one's mouth to speak--priceless.

I want a coffee maker in my boxer shorts.

are you asking the gods for diarrhea?

beware of what you ask for...

i also want a camera that photographs what i'm seeing with my eyes.

and the ability to photoshop it mentally.

Some Motorola model that they don't make anymore. This makes the 2nd one I've had.

Word!

I want a laptop that will transpose my thoughts into the style of any author of my choosing. God, I'd sound great as Updike, Nabokov, or even Faulkner!

thanks for the laugh

this thing, but with Verizon stamped on it

the menu is the most unintuitive piece of shit ever and my technotwat roommate always tells me its my fault when I complain about how shitty the menu is. I fucking hate it when he defends technology when I'm just fucking bitching about my phone. Never should have given him Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

where i come from, we use owls.

people may just say I'm a hipster for hating cell phones but I hated that shit from the day it started being the must-have thing in high school. I seriously argued with my mother about how I didn't want one.

a. bulky and still is
b. people rarely call me because I rarely call people
c. the fucking thing made my badass pocketwatch redundent
d. get calls when I don't want them makes me so angry

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to !@#$%! again.

hell yeah. I dreamed of such things ever since the late 80's when I started reading cyberpunk sci fi novels nd shit. I want to have something implanted to my brain so I can think and hear anything I want to, without anyone ever hearing it or it going through my ears. you could still rock out even if you were deaf

I dont even know, some MetroPCS thing. I just payed my fourth cell phone bill in my whole life, hello 20th.. i mean 21st century!

me too, but none of it my fault. 1st one didn't even have a wifi button. 2nd one... screen started to burn out.

i'm currently having problems with this one.

you can crack it pretty easy (my friend's runs off t-mobile), but if you want the new apps (and not hacker rips offs) I think you may have to go with AT&T.

they are supposed to be downloadable through iTunes. with a cracked phone, you won't be wanting to let it connect through iTunes unless you want it bricked.