these sugarcubes?




i'll eat the one with the sweet cheekbones

god. That's so sad.

one time... Might have been tonight...I ended up talking to a sad man who had a bad case of post traumatic stress from working x-ray in a trauma center. He bought me beers though. I might have played gay chippendale bar computer games and left my friends full name as the top score.

salopet?

i thought you were using some franch slang based on salope ... my vocab for clothing was obviously never as good as my cussing vocab.

One time, when I was the photography editor of my senior year high school yearbook, I was using the computer that stored all the finished data of the yearbook and it froze. The teacher/yearbook adviser told us to never force power down the computer if this happened but since I was a cocky bastard I did it anyway. The teacher and a computer tech took the rest of the day trying to restore the data, which they finally did.

I kind of wish it was deleted because, one, instant high school infamy and, two, because I was only in that class because my school canceled their photography course.

go back and torch it,
you will be popular.

I have no real desire to approach it or any yearbooks. I hate yearbooks. Waste of paper and attention.

One time my friend, the same Danny Brown as above, over recess in 5th grade double-dog dared me to run after him and pretend like I wanted to kiss him, and I refused at first, and then he called me chicken, and because I hated being called chicken, I took him up on it--and then when we got back inside, he went to the teacher and told him what I had done, and the teacher got this very concerned look on his face, and--in front of the entire class--gave me a very stern lecture about how in this society men don't go around kissing other men.

Danny Brown, wherever you are, I hope you're a happy and well-adjusted man.

never ever argue with a beam of light.

good advice. in my experience, they are never wrong.

overalls! for some reason i thought they were an american thing!

One time when I was 14, I got a blowjob at Lowes.

We snuck in between two aisles and were surrounded by doors and windows and shit.

was it this guy?

Lowe's

Let's build something together.

One Time I was walking around a bayou in Hosuton, around age 13, and I found a hardcore porno magazine in the bushes. I choked the chicken out in the middle of nature for all of jeebus' creatures to see.

one time i almost got arrested for drinking in public but argued my way out of it while being drunk as shit.

that one time was last night.

one time when I was 17/18 I got a bj in tech class in the room that stores some rarely used equipment.

one time when I was 17 I got hammered at work (grocery store) and threw knives in the cooler.

one time, (now) I can't remember doing anything cool ever.

One time I got so drunk I passed out and fell asleep on the bar. Woke up the next morning and noticed I was the only one in the entire building. I had crawl over a large fence to get out. People were looking at me like I was some kind of junkie who just robbed the entire place. Pretty embarrassing

One time I was tripping and I saw various little angel versions of me flying around and cutting heads off of other angels.