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Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
ahhh! pubic lice!

 


you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!




i can't get them :D

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i can't get them :D


it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet. :p

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet. :p

and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.


not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?

WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.

Phlegmscope 05.22.2008 12:25 PM

Interesting change of course.
I once shaved my balls, but I'm NEVER going to do it again. Waxing would probably tear my testicles off.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.


even then, i dont like the bald pussy as much as the furry one.

i was just doing a googling & found this shit

"Your body produces scents, called pheremones, that are designed to make you sexually attractive to others. Hair in the pubic area, as well as underarm hair, captures and spreads those erotic scents.

There are also other theories about the purpose of pubic hair. Some people think it's just there for looks — to increase sexual attractiveness — while others believe it helps protect against infection. Dr. Stephen Juan, author of The Odd Body, has another theory: "Pubic hair reduces friction during body movement and makes it less likely to get skin irritation.""

less friction + more odor = sweeeeetttttttttt

but to each their own! seriously. some people are more visual, some more tactile, some are led by their noses, etc.

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:30 PM

so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you

Toilet & Bowels 05.22.2008 12:33 PM

i know a couple who both shave their regions bald and they say it improves sex significantly

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:34 PM

i think i would be really freaked out if a guy did it. maybe not so much freaked out as surprised. it seems a bit off.

lucyrulesok 05.22.2008 12:35 PM

surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you


you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lucyrulesok
surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.


exactly-- awesome post

and welcome back to this silly board!

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.


haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.22.2008 12:45 PM

cantankerous: you talking about Sugaring???

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.


wow, with the metion of germans, there's an opportunity to get this thread back to the subject of "holocaust deniers", but i'm going to say no. once i had a thing with a german girl and she was wonderful.

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
cantankerous: you talking about Sugaring???

no. waxing.


also you guys read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glabrousness

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.22.2008 01:27 PM

Oh.

Well, past girlfriends were into the sugaring thing
They claimed it was much better than wax

Rob Instigator 05.22.2008 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i can't get them :D


lucky pubic mound....

Everyneurotic 05.22.2008 02:39 PM

i don't like super hairy areas in women.


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