The Kills are basically humanoids that wear big ray ban shades to hide their robotic features. They have been sent by Royal Trux themselves to the rock music scene so that they can make them a few bucks for smack and booze while they play a watered-down version of themselves.

so, the kills are foxy humanoids who know their way around an indie oriented record collection and write randy pop songs about obsessive narcotic love affairs? Seriously, what's not to love?

I think i'm only really down on hagerty because that first weird war record was such pony (excepting "baby it's the best").

I think everything we need to know about the hideous fascist agenda behind The Kills is that whatserface is doing a guest slot on the new Primal Scream album.

If you are easily pleased, yes.

wait, wait, you think that's bad, she also guested on the last Placebo album. I decided to allow it on the basis that it illustrated an overwhelming sincerity and dedication to her art that she would swim through such shite to promote her own work.

Admit it, YOU are The Kills, aren't you? I can hear the noise made by your metallic fingers hitting the letters on your keyboard.

"Can't stop, The Kills are doing a set at Macbeth, and I'm late!"

Whose singer, Robobby Gypsie, is also one Kate Moss' best mates. Kate Moss goes out with the man in The Kills who plays music with whatsherface, therefore proving that Kate Moss in fact builds rock n roll robots that simulate other and better bands while she snorts her daughter's talc powder.

The similarities are way too suspicious. Yes, The Kills are in fact robopaedos who will rape and kill your children. Stay away from them, or they will corrupt your soul.

This shit goes deeper than maybe we thought.

Kate Moss - The Kills man's girlfiend - is Sadistic Frost's best friend. Her 2 year old kid took an E that she picked up from the floor of a nightclub that was hosting a party for under 5's, which proves that the The Kills are promoting drug-taking amongst the under 5's.

hahaha sadistic frost.

keep it coming porky. you've got to incorporate davinia taylor in there somewhere.

:) I'm gonna start using that. Nice one!

parasite hilton

HAHA.

Nicole uber-Ritchie

Sadistic Frost used to be married to Gary Camp of Spandau Bollocks.

how old is that guy anyway?