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o'connor 06.28.2008 08:35 PM

i think i might just be a freak. i've had chicks coem close before but no cigar. there was a girl i was seeing for a while, total whore, and she had no gag reflex and she knew of my situation so one night she told me just grab my head and face fuck me. so i did... like i said, close but no cigar.

Cantankerous 06.28.2008 08:37 PM

freak.

demonrail666 06.28.2008 08:40 PM

would it be possible to address the issue of thongs soon? I feel that this area requires the boards attention.

Toilet & Bowels 06.28.2008 08:43 PM

i've never come from a blowjob either

Everyneurotic 06.28.2008 08:44 PM

what about thongs?

Toilet & Bowels 06.28.2008 08:45 PM

i've never come from wearing a thong either

demonrail666 06.28.2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
what about thongs?


indeed

demonrail666 06.28.2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i've never come in a thong either

..:eek:

o'connor 06.28.2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i've never come from a blowjob either


THANK YOU! i feel validated now. :)

Everyneurotic 06.28.2008 08:48 PM

oh, the timing!

o'connor 06.28.2008 08:49 PM

and i love it when chicks wear thongs. i especially like it when they leave them on during sex. i think the sexist thing in the world is a woman wearing a thong (or g-string), thigh high panty hose and heels. makes my penis stand up every time.

demonrail666 06.28.2008 08:55 PM

 

o'connor 06.28.2008 08:59 PM

i'd hate fuck em.

demonrail666 06.28.2008 09:05 PM

I'd hate marry the one on the left

o'connor 06.28.2008 09:07 PM

f'sho, double up on them sluts.

demonrail666 06.28.2008 09:10 PM

 

Surely I'm not the only one that would.

o'connor 06.28.2008 09:16 PM

that movie is awesome. and i totally would.

demonrail666 06.28.2008 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by o'connor
that movie is awesome. and i totally would.


Sexist

o'connor 06.28.2008 09:31 PM

maybe, but i'm not changing my answer. :)

demonrail666 06.29.2008 03:43 AM

I've had BJs where I've had to ask the girl to stop because I thought I'd reach the blast-off stage too quickly, but never because of staying firmly on the launch-pad. They are, in my opinion, one of the greatest experiences a man can have, next to running naked in the pouring rain with Leeza Gibbons, of course.*



*That bit about running naked in the pouring rain with Leeza Gibbons isn't something I can actually validate, in that I've never actually done it. I just imagine it'd be absolutely great.


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