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demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:16 PM

Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.

Everyneurotic 09.11.2008 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
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ps i forgot to say earlier, i am sorry to hear yr situation because i know from experience that it sucks, but what you have to do is just deal with it.


you said what i came back to this thread for.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
you said what i came back to this thread for.


and i thought you were going to propose nuking humanity!

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.


are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:18 PM

Photobucket keeps fucking with my head

 


(Edward Norton = GIGANTIC FOX)

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:18 PM

is that from american history x?

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?


I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. I walk on, casual as fuck, acting like a roadie or something, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Take over the country. Job done!

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
is that from american history x?


Correct.

If I could kill one person, I would have to chose between Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Tyra.

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. A walk on, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Job done!

how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:24 PM

IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING WILLIES







but if you must, kill dr. phil. he's got a license for fucks sakes.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:24 PM

motherfucker i motherfucker i didnt read that post then the word license wtf? fuck this shit.

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:26 PM

Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:27 PM

i'll kill them all for free.

demonrail666 09.11.2008 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.


BMXs. It's the only way.

Everyneurotic 09.11.2008 08:27 PM

by the way, murder one person? use an axe (if i don't have to dispose of the body, that's what the floorboards are for, innit?).

murder several people? chainsaw.

kill myself? gun blast to the head, paint the wall with my brains.

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
BMXs. It's the only way.

we could just flap our arms and fly.

!@#$%! 09.11.2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.


not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.

 

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 08:29 PM

she would look so FIERCE in a coffin.

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i'll kill them all for free.


I'm thinking that's the best solution, we can do it together. Or do one together and one each on our own.

EMMAh 09.11.2008 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.



 


We'll give you her body, so you can have... ah... fun with it.


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