Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.

you said what i came back to this thread for.

and i thought you were going to propose nuking humanity!

are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?

Photobucket keeps fucking with my head

 

(Edward Norton = GIGANTIC FOX)

is that from american history x?

I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. I walk on, casual as fuck, acting like a roadie or something, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Take over the country. Job done!

Correct.

If I could kill one person, I would have to chose between Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Tyra.

how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.

IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING WILLIES







but if you must, kill dr. phil. he's got a license for fucks sakes.

motherfucker i motherfucker i didnt read that post then the word license wtf? fuck this shit.

Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.

i'll kill them all for free.

BMXs. It's the only way.

by the way, murder one person? use an axe (if i don't have to dispose of the body, that's what the floorboards are for, innit?).

murder several people? chainsaw.

kill myself? gun blast to the head, paint the wall with my brains.

we could just flap our arms and fly.

not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.

she would look so FIERCE in a coffin.

I'm thinking that's the best solution, we can do it together. Or do one together and one each on our own.

We'll give you her body, so you can have... ah... fun with it.