All Californian drivers, especially here in L.A. if you wanna speak of ppl who don't know how to drive, just come here.

The fact that it doesn't rain here as much as I want it too, damn it I love the fucking rain.

You must buy everyone a round of drinks before hooking Amaranth up again for being dead on.

Trust in me, I am Doctor Lee...

I hate it when all these kids that are in love with bands such as: Blink 182, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Youth Brigade, etc... Call these bands "PuNk". First off listen to some old punk rock, you know the actual punk rock and then tell me these puddles of greasey camel shit are punk. Its one thing if you like the band, I'm not hating on you for that, thats your choice. Just don't call them punk music, because if any of these kids had a drop of knowledge beyond the ramones and sex pistols, they would know that this MTV infused factory line "punk" could not possibly be the real thing.

That's my word.

crying children on public transport has to be up there. also the parents of said children who do nothing about it. i have sat on a train for 10 hours with a non stop screaming kid who's mum didnt do anything to appease it. the whole train was baying for blood.

pc's and their general way of breaking down. infact does anyone know what to do if after an update your pc says that your version of windows is countereit?

You must spread saturnine around.Full stop.

I think you mean perpendicular to the outer sleeve, but I know what you mean. You have: Outer sleeve and inner sleeve. The record should be in the inner sleeve with the exit for the record pointing towards the top of the outer sleeve, not in the opposite direction to the out-hole for the outer sleeve. The only exception being for DJ's.

Anyway, I would like to say that some people's pet peeves are really, really insanely stupid and hypocritical beyond belief. Naming no names. But that pisses me off, people who feel the need to inadvertently subvert the good work of proper cynics like myself.

They have been known to, there was one in my area who was arrested a year or so ago. Other hot jobs for paedos include teachers and care-workers.

Are you on a high today or what?

Cruisin' baby, just cruisin'.

Actually, I'm revising for my driving theory test tomorrow... soon I shall be able to drive away and not be confined by rubbish public transport! Ha! Fuck you menial proles, I shall no longer suffer you poor odours and, "Yes, I think Dan Brown isn't a waste of otherwise usefull flesh" conversations! MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good luck.Make sure you remember where the breaks are placed in the car though.You never know when you are driving on a high.

they've got the automobile in somerset now have they?

Oh, it's not that test, it's the one where you sit in front of a computer and have to touch a screen to answer some menial question.

Incidentally, I noticed that the official DVLA practice DVD has the same typo with 'Brakes' that you just made on one of the questions.

Where else do you think tractors come from?

well good luck in your tractor theory test!

Have you got a spare copy of that?

Thanks. I keep forgetting to drive really slowly on major roads at peak times without letting people pass. I'm quite good at leaning out of the window and doffing my cap lechorously to girls old enough to be my grandaughters though.



You can have it when I've passed my proper test, which should be in a month or so. I fully intend learning 'correct' driving for long enough to pass and then becoming a psychopathic cunt on the roads.

Loggers(ie the ones who are probably cutting down trees behind my house and are being very noisy)
People who are tearing down the rainforests
Klu Klux Klan
Fred Phelps (and therefore bigots)
my little brother's friends
when my brothers don't clean up after themselves, like leaving dishes and garbage all over the place
people who make fun of my speech
people who take advantage of my social disadvantage