nothing serious.

i've had opportunities, though.

OVER 20 years ago...

I was able to quit a part-time job by selling stolen Warhammer40k miniatures to geeks at school.

yo yo yo got yr land raider, maaaaan. duuuuude, first gen terminators. you HAVE to get these!!

i am now learning about warhammer after you mentioned it. it has to be the geekiest of the geekiest.
i'm feeling indisposed actually.

well done.

my friend says, "i steal food from wal-mart, often"

my friend, oh, how he argues for himself

wait wait. So the store was still open? if it was....omg. You are my hero.

goddamn are those things expensive. i have some friends who play.

how much stuff did you flip?

I have this awsome one hanging here:

In about an hour, I may or may not steal some Vicoden.

I stole one of those handicapped stickers off of a register in walmart. It's on my guitar case.

vicoden is one of those things required to live, like air and food.

coincidence: i may or may not be stealing some xanax around noon

It was like 10am.. the store was wide open and full of people..

So weird...looking closer, guy had BOTH xanax and Vicoden.

He's some older guy with a few ailments whom I do some housework for. He casually mentioned a while ago how he hates pills and never uses them. If I asked for any, he'd probably say no for pussy legal reasons, so I figure "Why not?" Today, took a conservative amount from the several bottles he has lying around.

you must steal more pallets of coke before giving them to Suchfriends

Hey man, wanna hang out?

I stole over $1000 over the course of a summer, back at an old job. A fast food restaurant. My co-workers, who were in on it too, ended up with another $1000 each.

Thieves.

I stole mechanical pencils from Mardel when I was in Junior High. I'd stash handfuls in the inside pocket of my jean jacket, then take them to school and sell them. Yep... I'm going to hell.

you should have got into the Warhammer market.

it's more lucrative than pencils.