I've been to Wounded Knee.

there's not many buffalo left to eat there.

no, why would there be?

I actually had a buffalo burger. twas the shit!

ya it is a good meat. i wonder how many locals in bermuda have had one too.

Thanks! We serve "Southern Hospitality" down here:)

tiramisu ice cream is the best thing ever. EVER.

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I would never make her clean a thing.

my wife and i are currently on a detox diet so no processed foods, salt, dairy etc. i thought it would be quite hard but i feel a lot better and healthier than i have done in a long time. i recommend it to anybody.

My Wife decided to make some kind of 'oriental' pork dish but didnt start it until she was way far into a jug of Gallo port. Somewhere during the process she decided that I don't love her and threw the whole still burning mess into the trash. She is now in the bedroom sobbing. Thank you for listening.

suck. i'm sorry. maybe you should go talk to her? or maybe you should just ignore it entirely....

probably will.

women + port = crying/violence.

bet you $50 that her period starts tomorrow

that, or she doesn't know how to fucking drink

i hate to admit it, but he's probably right. (or at least day after tomorrow)

hot damn that was an insta-reply

yeah i'm bored as fuck waiting on a phone call.

i type like lightning.

maybe you're mechanical like yr harshband

no. i'm too squishy.

that reminded me of dr. horrible's evil sidekick, moist



it's the word "squishy" that did it

but moist is a terrible word.

oh squishy is too, huh?