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floatingslowly 11.05.2009 12:42 PM

for the record, I was really pressing for Patrick Swayze Centaur to be the Official SYG Mascot but unicorns are far more ubiquitous. :(

long live Patrick Swayze Centaur!

pbradley 11.05.2009 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
I'd just like to point out that the reason I started putting unicorns (and not the humourless shit's pun 'unicron') in my signature is because of something floatingslowly (AKA the only yank who's episodically amusing, unless jon boy is officially a splitter) said at some point. I'd like to claim credit, but I really can't (in this instance - there are other things I could claim credit for, Atari-style).

Then our situations are analogous as the pun is from something someone else said to which floatingslowly brought back up, you unoriginal twat.

DeadDiscoDildo 11.05.2009 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
unicorns are the gayest animal


this is the gayest place on the internet


dig?


for real, if I knew how many gays were on this board when I signed up for it...I wouldn't have made my name DEADDISCODILDO.

Should've have been like, STRAIGHTROCKLIVES

just to make it clear


now stop hitting on me

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 02:01 PM

just to make it clear

unicorns are not gay. they reproduce asexually.

ps: StR8 power!

Keeping It Simple 11.05.2009 03:07 PM

Powdered Unicorn horn can be used as an aphrodisiac.

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 06:55 PM


 

gualbert 11.05.2009 07:02 PM

Your previous unicorn sig was lovely; i miss it.
What's that new one? Scaramouche?

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 07:09 PM

it's Blix and Pox.

unicorn hunters extraordinaire!

Hip Priest 11.05.2009 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
 


Four manna? For a +4/+0 enchantment? Ridiculous.

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
Four manna? For a +4/+0 enchantment? Ridiculous.


you mean two mana.


 


black is beautiful.

Hip Priest 11.05.2009 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
you mean two mana.


 


black is beautiful.


Two mana perhaps, but I wouldn't waste it on Feast of the Unicorn.

White is best. Plains - Mother of Runes is the best opening gambit. My only big use for black is in the black/white cleric deck. Four Demonic Tutors and some other stuff.

Savage Clone 11.05.2009 07:19 PM

I cannot believe you guys aren't virgins.

Hip Priest 11.05.2009 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I cannot believe you guys aren't virgins.


MTG is a babe magnet. Show a girl a copy of Dawn Elemental or Zuran Orb and see what happens.

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 07:23 PM

I have old-school unholy strengths. complaints made them remove the pentagrams.

Keeping It Simple 11.05.2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I cannot believe you guys aren't virgins.


And I suppose guys who play poker are studs? :rolleyes:

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I cannot believe you guys aren't virgins.


whatever you say, Alex Summers.

:rolleyes:

Hip Priest 11.05.2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I still have all my old cards. I was hoping to teach my son, but haven't got around to it.

 

^^^ I have old-school unholy strengths. complaints made them remove the pentagrams.


You should teach him. It's a coool thing to learn.

We stopped playing around the Kamigawa set, because it kind of lost its way, but I still have the old cards too. We play very occasionally.

Do you know they have changed some rules? No more mana burn. Silly.

floatingslowly 11.05.2009 07:28 PM

the rule changing is what kept me from playing.

I have no idea which of my cards are even playable these days.

some of them are 1st gen.

Savage Clone 11.05.2009 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
And I suppose guys who play poker are studs? :rolleyes:


Puns are the cheapest form of humor.

Hip Priest 11.05.2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
the rule changing is what kept me from playing.

I have no idea which of my cards are even playable these days.

some of them are 1st gen.


When we play we just use the old rules. I don;t have many first gen - I think I started playing round about the Urza's stuff, but I did buy some older cards too.


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