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danny will fight you to the death for her. which in his neighborhood it means with bricks in hand.

mr tuttle

mr buttle?

i submit this as a weird crush for anyone though i do not claim it for myself.

Did you give her one? A light, I mean.

I have always wanted to fuck Oprah. what a super powered lay that would be.

nah she got in a taxi before anyone could. i wanted to stay as far away from her as possible. what is it about soap stars always being pissed?

The bottom one is Virginia Woolf, right?

yes

I dunno about 'crush' but I dig vince vaughn. He makes me piss myself laughing so that is the attraction for me. guys who make me laugh (especially in a talking way, if that makes sense? he does it in a talking way.. ) = nothing else matters unless their arms are falling off or sthg. His guy dancing moves are hilarious too.

Even though I've only seen Season 3...

Given the avatar and symbols you represent yourself with, why would it be?

Vince Vaughn's career is all epilogue following his role in Swingers. He's so money in that movie.

yes satan, crispin glover. except when he is tanned.
anyway this one was so good i had to dream about it.