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As for the abandoned stairwell, I'll dink 'er in her stinker.
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Have you had sex before? Did that proposition go over well?
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Me? Yes, but I've never drilled for oil on the moon.
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Oh, I've read all about the methods of introducing the meat-missile mud bath.
Just haven't had the rare circumstances. |
is it that hard to find a girl who will let you fuck her in the ass?
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A girl that's both willing to take it in the crack from a relative strange and turns me on?
Yes. You know, you two don't need to be the spokespeople of buggering. It gets by well on its own. |
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Consider us not spokespeople, but ministers of the faith. I had some sweet anal just two nights ago (I was the top.) It's not as hard as you think. Unless you're talking about chicks in their late teens and early twenties, as they are generally less experienced and less willing initially. |
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ain't nothin wrong with a little polygamy.
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Except when we go door to door, if we can smell sex in a place we're all "Knucks," share some brews, and carry on. |
and then i saw her face!
now i'm a believer! not a trace of doubt in my mind! |
If you're saying I should treat you like I do Mormons then, yes, I have anal sex all the time. So much so that it has become a bit difficult getting the rest of my life in order. I mean, isn't it fucked up how society does not recognize our anal-loving needs? All I ask for is the time of day that I can have anal sex without being marginalized and ridiculed. Isn't my right to anal sex protected by the first amendment like everything else? As long as those non-anal sex people are in power, we'll all be damned to no anal sex forever.
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*takes pamphlet*
*closes door* |
Brought a tear of joy to my eye. I knew you was in the fold, brother.
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My one-eyed monster. He has words for your chocolate starfish. |
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