the art is to read the last post of every thread and then to interject, irreverantly

Christ, it's a lot of work doing this quote and reply thing, especially in one post. A lot of copying and pasting I can't be bothered with, so pardon the multiple posts.

I was around for Swa(y) - did he do something naughty? Naturally I want only the most sordid gossip. And who is this President of the Universe you speak of? I thought that was porky.

Turkey has soporific chemicals. Turkey makes me think of football, and then I want to die.

demonrail666's handle predictably makes me think of a soul-thieving train gliding through the underworld. I like it.

In reference to being HAWT:

You're either being modest, or lying. Prove it either way. I'm a voyeur.

just reply at the end and refuse to give a fuck what's been said beforehand

Rabblerouser.

That's HAWT.

After a number of previous formal departures from the forum, Swa actually published his final thread and we discussed our favorite Swa moments including images of "sordid" awsomeness. Perhaps he still lurks under a different identity masking his username and outspoken personality.

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...ght=swa%28y%29

Baer was a twat aspiring to be web famous by spamming message boards and self promoting his two shitty sites. Every time I log in hear echoes of his favorite expression "weeeeeeeee"
http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...highlight=baer

satan?

Well, there's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back. But thanks for the lowdown, I suppose. The only highlights of that were the discussions of justifiable rape (as contradictory as that phrase is). I've learned valuable lessons.

@inhuman.

the guy was president of the earth.

I've always been one to argue that rape can benefit both parties. Rape can show one the error of their ways, restore humility to them, and thaw out even the frostiest of ice queens. So please, embrace your role.

I am aware that you are a lady. In fact, I might even still have photographic proof of it somewhere on my computer. That said I tend to use 'bro' universally. It's part of my meatheaded charm.

I'm happy to maintain more of a presence on this board as well. And sorry, but I am a twat.


See above for further discussion of the topic. It's an important issue that I hope to drag out into the public forum.

hi. missin' you, girl.

Indeed.

Where is she?

Just wuw.

I don't get that. I got dumber during my hiatus. Really.

No encouragement necessary for embracing referenced role. I am an advocate of using force in most situations; a select few of us are rightly aware that we inherently know better than any of our peers, and are always benefiting them by correcting their egregious errors. You obviously know nothing about me. Which is understood, as I am a fascinating, unapproachable, enigmatic, and vastly superior being.

"Bro" usage understood. Charm yet to be determined.

You fail to meet my twat standards by apologizing for being such.

You lose.

I meant to say "wuw", as in, "uuuh, look who's here!", just that.
just wuw.
I'm a foreigner, you know.

The apology was not genuine. In fact, it was intentionally hollow. Kind of like if I'd just eaten all of your nachos and you were all "Did you just eat all of my nachos?" and I was unphased and just "Sorry bro" without looking away from your Braveheart DVD which I repeatedly borrow and watch without asking. It is admission but with a complete lack of caring. Acknowledgement of the state of affairs without feeling it is a problem or intending to change.

unrelated to this, my left eye won't stop twitching.

i hate it when that happens.

Fuck. I'm getttin' sick.

mother, mother
there's too many of you crying
brother, brother, brother
there's far too many of you dying
you know we've got to find a way
to bring some lovin' here today - yeah

father, father
we don't need to escalate
you see, war is not the answer
for only love can conquer hate
you know we've got to find a way
to bring some lovin' here today

picket lines and picket signs
don't punish me with brutality
talk to me, so you can see
oooooh, wahat's going on
what's going on
yeaaah, what's going on
aaaaah, what's going on

in the meantime
right on, baby
right on
right on