I learned not to lie about having just woken up over the phone. They may be standing outside my front door.

donor programs will pay me to donate my eggs and become infertile when im 21.

its like getting your tubes tied.... for money.

5000$ a cycle? im in.

quite invasive though betterthandeux

Could you explain the "become infertile" part? I would think they would want you to stay fertile so that you could donate more eggs? Do you mean the risk of infertility from hormone treatment?


I just know that, for men, the jizz in the cup for money deal requires more commitment and effort then I had imagined. No, I can't just have a wank on my way to the bank.

yes yes yes from hormone treatment. sort of a bummer, but its 5000$ big ones you know? 5k. 5 grand. money money money for my greedy greedy paws.


its very invasive. but i wouldnt have to pay rent for a long time. think of all the things i could buy. its horrible for a womans body, but as long as i do it when im young i think ill recover.

they haven't done much research on infertility, so i might be in the clear in that respect. but srsly no babies, no problem for moi.

i dont have a problem with adopting.
i have a problem with being poor.

if i were a dude i would jizz in a cup all the time.

Yeah, if you ever want a kid you could always just adopt.

I hear they come bundled with moral high ground, which is fun, but watch out when they want to discover their biological parents.

fuck that noise!!

im adopted, and im awesome

plus, they can't even look for them until theyre 18, so they'll be out of my hair.

i work amazingly under pressure.