This is the most outlandish reason I have ever heard against sleeping nude. Your chances in boxer shorts or anything else would be as near identical in any case, not to mention the bazillions of people who sleep nude nightly for a lifetime with testes intact.

Hilarious!

i was going to say that hayden probably sleeps in jeans, but i can imagine him sleeping in those fleece footie pajamas. except they probably don't make them tall enough for him.

I was thinking bunny suit.

do your parents often burst into your room when you are naked?

yes, that's exactly what i meant, like in that christmas movie about the kid who shoots his eye out with the bb gun.

I highly suspect that they do.

I slept naked growing up quite often.
So did my parents.
We never saw each other nude.

i've put some on from target that fit me, from the little girls section, although they were much too wide. hayden is much taller than me though.

Special order.

Maybe not at target, but I'm sure there are specialty stores.

I'm sure I could pull off sleeping nude without being seen, it would just be really uncomfortable for me.

he would, knowing him.

either way, silly excuses aside, i couldn't do it. too uncomfortable for me. differet strokes.

he might have a bespoke one. i just imagine him in a giant romper suit, with a cravate.

hes tootally been eating naughty things.

see yaz later!

by the way, no one has said shit about my coat!