yet the motherfucker always starts shit with me

put ME on your ignore list, jackass.

PLEASE

I just won two Tickets, Club level suite tickets, for the opening day Texans versus the Eagles game this sunday.

very excited!

very cool, was it a radio contest?

blood drive here in my building where I work and they raffled off tickets for texans and tickets for astros and I said TEXANS

I'm a homosexual who likes girls...

I'm a homosexual girl and i don't wear any knickers.......TOUCH ME TOUCH ME,FEEL ME FEEL ME!

I'm straight, I'm a man, and I like "Gilmore Girls." So deal with it!

Deal with what exactly?

i have a dry nose right now. i live in a desertic, dust area that produces some fantastic boogers. this wouldn't be a problem except that i'm in a restaurant between meetings, and it annoys me. the things i have pulled out of my nose this past year, however, are nothing short of mind-warping. i didn't knowmy body was capable of creations of such geological caliber.

I'm the internet. Touch me, hate me, I'm still the internet. Beat that you lonely, jobless, still-live-at-home fucktards.

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned.

I'm straight, I'm a man, and I like "Gilmore Girls."

Where else might I live except at home?? I sure ain't gonna live in my office! And I am not a fucktard. I'm straight, I'm a man, and I watch "Gilmore Girls." So deal with it.

I honestly don't know what the Gilmore Girls is, or are. Good work. You have managed to beat the internet. You hereby take over my title, and are officially the internet.

As the new internet, you are clearly a fucktard.

Glice is no longer the internet? I guess I can unplug my ethernet chord. Fuck gmku.

Ah, give him a chance. It's not easy being the Internet, believe me. Do you have any idea how boring everyone is on the internet? Oh, I suppose you do, you have got an awful lot of posts.

The internet is dreadfully boring. I should be doing some homework right now.

the Vestibule isn't boring.

Dreadfully boring. Just lots of people saying about being bored.

Terribly boring it is.

Sher, it's soooo boring sher. Hawwful bhorring.