Yes I am the son of satan who wants to touch me...
I SAID WHO WANTS TO FRIKKIN TOUCH ME?!?!

i was courtney love for halloween once too. i was babydoll courtney because that's how all my clothes are anyway so it's not like i was even wearing a costume.

Girls can really be slutty during halloween without any implication of being called one.

chick on the salt with the yellow dress and the purple umbrella

halloween on school days is great.

that's fantastic! i wish i had thought of it.

yeah it may not turn out too well though... see i'm sewing the dress myself, and that might just make me look like a frumpy farmer's wife or something

i have a similar dress somewhere but it's not yellow, it's red and white.

I want to be a dying cunt for halloween.

thanks kind of repulsive

Well I am already repulsive, might as well go the whole nine yards.

i feel like the only way you'd be

No I need cotton and some sheets and sew them so as to appear wrinkle and bathe myself in pigs blood.

ahh yes of course. i had a feeling getting shot in the vagina didn't happen as often as i thought

Not unless you get shot at your penis, I think that happens most. I mean getting shot in your penis.

unfortunately i don't have a penis

Lucky you, but you do have PMS.

too true.

Sorry never happened to me, all my teachers ignored us all. And there weren't any cute guy teachers.

ahh well. you can never be too careful