when next step was 1,5 y old met his lovely sister for the first time and he punched her to establish the first approach!!! some years later they becomed best friends and fought everydays :)

I can also do this...not a very useful skill. I'm sure it's lovely and seductive when a lady does it...not when I do it, but I can do it. After a fashion.

i guess we're pretty well off
what can i say?
it doesnt make me any happier though...
but i am pretty happy

oh and i too can tie a cherry stem in a knot
its not that hard :P

Shhh, be quiet. If you tell people that they'll try it, find they can do it and it won't be so impressive.

Similar to Kegmama's story, I stuck a knife in the toaster when I was like 7 just to feel what it felt like.....it really wasn't that bad.

When Static was in High School he wrote a love-letter to a guy he had a crush on.

When I was 14 I got beat up by three ex-convicts, because they were beating my friend up and I happened to be in the area. They did it in front of a group of about 20 teenage girls.

when alteredcourse was very young she tried to kill her baby brother by feeding him dish detergent at one time , throwing him down the stairs another time , and by spearing him with a large pitchfork-type thing yet another time , wiht no success . she now loves her baby brother very much and is still very bad at taking lives .

Once like 3 years ago, I kissed a boy in my sleep and when I woke up, I realized I was really kissing my roommate. He was asleep too so he did not realize.

Quite a trauma since then ;-)

who the yes are you talking about ?

did alteredcourse get a psych eval?

better question--how much do alteredcourse's baby brother's therapy sessions now cost?

Jesus.