you haven't been to adult jail though, have you?

tell them you're sorry, you're basically a good person with an addiction problem, and you'll work on that problem if they give you a chance (and then, do).

i gotta run to the post office but you take care man.

Alright. Thanks. Have a good night!

Oh, and no, I've never been to adult jail.

and make sure they put you in the ginger wing or you'll be beaten senseless

y'all are bringing down my thread... lets bring it back where it belongs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhQlo9vU-hs

a little sugar minot

flip out man

stolen from message board thread, chased out with a knife...

oh, by the way, but it's
LLELLO. not yay. not yayo. not yeyo or what have you.
it's fucking cuban spanish.

maybe he is hyphy?

no, he's a ginger.

seen, well I guess then he don't stay as yaypered as he thinks then.

well, i never implied you were a stereotypical pothead, i hope you didn't try the jacket for size.

and your response was funny, so i'll say you're not the kind of person i'm talking about.

after a lot of comments from you about my weed use everyneurotic ill take it you think im a stereotypical pothead.. but do you ever think maybe im nothnig like what you think and all your going by are some stupid posts iv made on a forum

Whatever. I usually don't write letters to people about it so I've never really had to spell it.

wow, this is paranoid.

ok, DISCLAIMER: i didn't have anybody in mind in particular when i made my comment.

and again, suchfriends responded idiotically to people who don't burn and i responded with my opinion. in general, i don't care what anybody do as long as you don't get in my face to tell me why i drink or why i smoke cigarettes or why i don't do weed, if you want to smoke 5 ounces of weed a day, go ahead; if you don't, that's gravy too.

No, there are just retarded people in the world and some of them happen to smoke the green.

Sure some people get burned out, others don't. It's the people, not the plant!

I began smoking when I was 16, pulled off a 4.0 in high school, graduated college summa cum laude, and will get my Master's degree in May. Smoked regularly, pretty much daily, through that whole time. I also ran cross country in college. Damn I'm lazy.

I don't encourage people to smoke, because you can't be sure how they'll handle it. Plus, some people never think about the consequences - what might happen to them if they get in trouble for it. But that's a matter of circumstance due to unfortunate laws, not anything to do with the plant.



What, you planning on running for president or something? Though I don't encourage people to smoke, I believe that if you've never actually been high you're really not in a place to talk about it, because honestly you don't know what you're talking about. Now if you've smoked and it's not your bag of chips, more power to you.

Hell yeah it's escapism. Guess what? The world kinda blows. If you don't try to "escape" or chill out every now and then you'll go batshit nuts. That's why some people crack open a beer when they get off work. That's why a lot of people listen to music - because it takes them to a place where they can forget about the daily grind for a while.

smokin' the dank is no different.

its not really paranoid
you have made numerous comments about me being a stoner

i've made comments of you being an asshole and, to the best of my internet memory, i've only brought the stoner comment on the last one.

Anal,

You are a dumbass stoner asshole.

Why are we debating this?

If you're actually worried about what other people, especially those on an internet forum, think of your smoking habits or how they may characterize you, maybe it really isn't for you.

Hayden, for fucks sake, listen to !@#$%!.

Yr pal,
krastian

you know.. there is something comforting in being called a dumbass stoner asshole from a... ah never mind

dont do drugs kids

From a what, bitch? Say it. I'll fuck your shit up. I'm going to Australia in September. I will find you.

Find me nugs while I'm there.

you ain't goin' nowhere if you're in the pokey, boy.

and when you're inside, you'll be the pokey boy

I'm not going to be locked up until September. No way I'll get that much time.

you probably won't. i was just making light conversation. exchanging niceties.
i saw this the other day and i think it's pretty applicable. and humorous.

a quahog teenager has been arrested for possession of cocaine...and is a very bad boy! now let's go to ollie williams with the punishment forecast:
"HE GON' GET IT!"
thanks, ollie.

you are possibly one of the most non threatening people on this message board

Because you can tell how threatening I am through an internet message board? I'm a fucking crazy motherfucker.

I love that episode!

Better make sure you talk to a lawyer before talking like that, otherwise you may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

i just love ollie.
WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

it's rainin sideways! errbody look like ants! swimmin hole! etc etc etc

hoisted by own petard.

i like it when he says "what you talking about"

that should be hoist, not hoisted

Hamlet
"For tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his owne petar".

i will now attempt to recall every ollie williams dialogue ever: and i can't do it.

and now, blaccuweather meteorologist ollie williams.
what's it look like out there, ollie?
it's rainin sideways!
do you have an umbrella?
had one!
where did it go?
two miles away inside out!
can we do anything for you?
bring me some soup!
what kind?
CHUNKAY!
okay ollie we'll get on that.

and now it's time for the adoptive pet of the week with ollie williams!
WHO WANTS THIS DOG??!
thanks, ollie.


join me at ten for more irrelevance.

*fictional black meteorologists.