You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to davenotdead again.

I think I may have died laughing just now.

You: GUESS WHAT
You: I HAVE BONER
Stranger: so has i :(
You: we should bond
You: let's bond
Stranger: aim=kyleross1994
You: i don't have aim ):
You: just one giant throbbing boner
Stranger: msn=mabouman@msn.com
You: i have icq
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you raging?
You: do you feel like getting on your nerves right now ?
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: im actually calm
You: that's cool
You: cause i don't like people who are getting on their nerves
You: they get on my nerves
You: and i don't like to get on my nerves
You: so people who are getting on their nerves get on my nerves
You: and i don't like getting on my nerves because of people who are getting on their nerves, they get on my nerves
Stranger: alright dude, i'll be sure to remember that
You: cool then!
You: cause i wouldn't like to get on my nerves.
Stranger: who would
You: i think that needed to be stated.
Stranger: ok ok i get it
Stranger: so whats ur name dude
You: my name's "Le Nerf Optique"
You: quite a shitty name innnit
You: what about you ?
Stranger: nahhh its awesome
Stranger: what all the cool kids are named
You: i dunno, "kevin" or some shit nah?
Stranger: ok im emily
You: nice name
Stranger: thanks dude
You: you're welcome.
You: and when i say you're welcome, i mean it
You: i mean i mean it
You: like, really
Stranger: I BELIEVE U!!!!
Stranger: like really
Stranger: when i say i believe u, i believe u
Stranger: so i believe u
You: that was the most emotional thing i've ever heard in my whole life
You: i'm having shivers right now
You: i like your style
You: we should just
You: SHOUT AT EACH OTHER
Stranger: FINE DUDE!! U WANNA SHOUT! WE'LL SHOUT!!
You: YEAH
You: HELL YEAH
You: I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW MEGAPHONE FOR THAT PURPOISE
You: PURPOSE
You: WHERES THAT I COMING FROM
You: I GET ON MY NERVES
Stranger: DUDE I DONT EVEN NEED A MEGAPHONE
Stranger: I'LL SHOULDA= AT U USING MY VOICE
You: WOAH
You: NOW THATS IMPRESSING
Stranger: OH YEA DUDE
Stranger: I MIGHT LOSE MY VOICE AFTER
Stranger: BUT ITS OK!!!!
You: YEAH NO PROBLEM
You: VOICES ARE NERVOUS
You: ANYWAY
You: I'LL TRY MODULATING MY VOICE
You: LIKE that OH my GOD that's TOO crazy
Stranger: NICE DUDE
Stranger: I LIKE SCREWMING
Stranger: SCREAMING**
You: YEAH
Stranger: BRB DUDE
You: BBQ GIRL
Stranger: OK IM BACK
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I THINK I JUST SAID
You: BARBECUE
You: NOT SURE
You: THOUGH
You: KNOW WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW?
Stranger: WHATTTT
You: A BARBECUE IS WHAT I NEED
Stranger: WE SHOULD SO HAVE ONE DUDE
You: YEAAH
You: A BARBECUE ON THE MOON
Stranger: I'LL BRING THE GRILL
You: I'LL BRING THE BUFALO
Stranger: YUMMMMM
You: MUUUUY
You: MUCHO
Stranger: SI!!!!
You: JA!!!!!
You: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR VOICE?
You: THAT'S WHAT THE MEGAPHONE WAS FOR!!
Stranger: NO DUDE I HAVEN'T
Stranger: NOT YET
Stranger: *goes in ur ear and screams* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: *goes in the street and screams*
You: *goose in the street, screaming*
Stranger: HUH
Stranger: THAT MADE NO SENSE DUDE
You: WHAT MAKES SENSE
You: NOTHING MAKES SENSE
You: I COULD AS WELL BE AN AXOLOTL OR SOMETHING OMNISCIENT
Stranger: OK DUDEEEEE
Stranger: WHAT EVER U SAYYYYYYY
Stranger: I THINK I LOST MY VOICE
Stranger: I NEED UR MEGAPHONE!!!!
You: YOU WONT HAVE MY MEGAPHONE BUT YOU MIGHT GET ANOTHER ONE INSTEAD IMMA FAXIN YOU ONE MEGAPHONE LIKE RIGHT NOW
You: CHECK YOUR FAX
You: MAKE SURE IT DOESNT REST IN YOUR SPAM FOLDER CAUSE IT COULD
Stranger: WAITTTT
Stranger: I GOT IT DUDE
Stranger: THANKS A LOTTTT
Stranger: ITS PURPLE, HOW'D U KNOW THAT WAS MY FAV COLOR
Stranger: :)
You: I GUESSED
You: I COULD AS WELL BE AN AXOLOTL OR SOMETHING OMNISCIENT
You: MINE'S GOT ALL THE COLORS
You: PLUS ITS TRANSPARENT
Stranger: WELL I THINK I'LL STICK TO MY PURPLE ONE
Stranger: ITS COOL
You: LOOK INSIDE YOUR MEGAPHONE
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Stranger: HUH NO
You: THE VOID IS IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: A BLACK VORTEX CRASHING INTO EVERYTHING
You: ITS HARMFUL SO YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL OTHERWISE IT MIGHT MELT WITH YOUR FACE
You: WHICH WOULD BE QUITE AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE I GUESS
Stranger: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP DUDE
Stranger: I'LL BE CAREFUL
You: GREAT
Stranger: OH DUDE WHAT TIME SHOULD I MEET U
You: EVERYTIME'S THE TIME
You: WE 'VE ALREADY MET
You: I WAS IN YOUR DREAM LAST NIGHT
Stranger: NOOO FOR OUR BBQ
Stranger: REMEMBER
Stranger: UHHH NO U WERENT IN MY DREAM
You: AAAH YEAH THATS IT
You: THATS BECAUSE THAT BBQ WAS A DAMN DREAM THATS WHY
You: I WAS CONFUSED
Stranger: IM CONFUSED NOW
Stranger: WHAAAAATTTTT
Stranger: DUDE UR SO CONFUSING
Stranger: ANYBODY EVER TELL UTHAT
You: NOPE
You: AT LEAST I DONT GET ON YOUR NERVES
Stranger: I GUESS IM THE FIRST
Stranger: UH UH NOBODY GETS ON MY NERVES
Stranger: I DONT LET THEM
You: OBVIOUSLY
You: THAT WOULD HURT BAD
Stranger: UH HUH
Stranger: DUDE I'VE GOTTA GO
Stranger: C YA LATERRRR
You: OKAY C YA
Stranger: OH AND IM GONNA KEEP THE MEGAPHONE
Stranger: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO PROBLEMO
You: BYE BYE
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this was just strange:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 20

Stranger: M

Stranger: TW

You: tw?

You: timmy washington?

You: is that yoooou?

You: i fuckin' miss timmy washington

You: he was my best friend in kindergarten

You: i wonder whatever happened to timmy

You: oh my god

You: what if timmy died

You: he was always

You: really sick all the time

Stranger: i don't know what you say

You: timmy washington!!!! he was my friend!

You: what/where is tw?

You: thurston wallace?

Stranger: taiwan

You: thurston wallace was my other best friend ... but in high school

You: he was such a douchebag

Stranger: release

You: yes please

You: release me stranger

You: let's release each other

You: and forget about thurston, and timmy, and just be ourselves

You: and love

You: release

You: we will become infinite, stranger

You: let us release

You: into that great night

You: it will be beautiful

You: release all over me

You: RIGHT NOW

Stranger: ..

You: you can call me marquita if you like

You: if you need to scream in the act of release

You: because i do

Stranger: you are male?

You: mtf

You: not anymore

Stranger: asL?

You: 23/mtf/new jersey

You: get me out of jersey, stranger. i want to go to taiwan

You: i want to experience release

Stranger: OKay

Stranger: if you came to Taiwan

Stranger: you can call me

Stranger: i take you to fun

You: i <3 fun

You: what is fun in taiwan

Stranger: seaside

Stranger: it's summer now

You: it's summer here too!

You: summer in jersey is nastaaaaaay

You: it smells like fish

You: if fish smelled like BOOTAY

You: i gotta go

You: how do i call taiwan???

Stranger: call my phone number

You: what it is

Stranger: Taiwan

Stranger: i living in taiwan

You: quickly stranger there's not much time

You: what is your number

You: in taiwan

Stranger: my name

Stranger: texta

Stranger: you can call me texta if you like

You: what is your name

You: texta

You: ohhh!

You: srry

You: okay i will call you and we will have great fun texta

You: we shall release

You: good day

You have disconnected.

lolol

posting in solidarity.




oddly enough, floatingslowly was my aim name.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: i am norwegian girl and 15

You: you are the devil

Stranger: no

You: I bet you are

Stranger: wh`?

You: I read about you, in that book

You: oh yeah, the bible

Stranger: you are nuts¨

Stranger: !

You: you can't tempt me

Stranger: ?

You: with the apple, I mean

You: cause I won't eat it

Stranger: you are mentaly il?

You: Is this one of your tricks?

You: You aren't as good at this as you used to be

Stranger: i am an atheist

You: Well I would imagine so

Stranger: lol¨

You: so anyway, how's it going?

Stranger: good

You: really?

Stranger: yeah

You: cause God is going to destroy you soon

Stranger: no

Stranger: he do not exsist

You: I bet you'd like that

Stranger: lol

You: I'm not mad at you

You: I'm just sayin'

You: so you know

You: so what kind of music do you like?

Stranger: how old are you?

You: probably metal

Stranger: no

You: me? I'm 26

Stranger: i dont like it

Stranger: jass

You: really? that's weird, I really would have thought Satan would be into metal...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Every time I connect, the person asks where I'm from and disconnects after I give an answer, no matter what.

LOL!

Stranger: asl plz
You: Penis
You: you?

You: hawlo
You: asi
You: kybrud proekb
You: ijsizzed onat
You: ihgaveno
Stranger: YOU jizzed on that?
You: alalover
You: nwow iutst freakihgnbeout
You: imetethhis hhhrot frehcnhhchickl
Stranger: Lawdy lawdy.
You: ikjmown righyg//
Stranger: You met this hot french chick?
Stranger: I follow.
You: polon ohglme
Stranger: Oh god.
Stranger: /An hero.
You: iklm jikassikjng jusssfd tbhijkning abiout arher
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i went to the dentist today
Stranger: I hate the dentist
You: I hate disney
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im gonna smoke some weed
Stranger: are you ok with that?
You: Yeah imma shroom later'
Stranger: nice
You: gonna see things and stuff
Stranger: never done shrooms
Stranger: coke once
Stranger: greatest thing ever
You: it's like acid but way intense
Stranger: im never gonna do it again
You: I would never do that
Stranger: never done acid either
Stranger: weed weed weed for me
You: I am only sticking to weed, shrooms, acid, and E
Stranger: ye
You: Ever done E?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: had a few chances
You: I see
You: I rave a lot that's why
Stranger: ill prob take it up next time tho
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you a guy or girl?
You: Guy you?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: age?
You: 23 you?
Stranger: 21
You: cool
Stranger: you ever got a chick to cyber on here?
You: nope, you?
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: naked pics too
Stranger: its fun to see what you can get em to do
Stranger: ya know
You: oh lol
Stranger: haha
You: i wouldn't be interested anyways
Stranger: not as good as the real thing of course
Stranger: but its fun
You: yeah
You: I prefer to get guys to get naked
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I dont bat on that side of the plate man
You: it's cool
Stranger: i am not catching what your throwin at me
Stranger: its not cool
Stranger: its not cool at all
Stranger: its actually kind of UN cool
You: I know god would be pissed
Stranger: he would
Stranger: your going to hell for sure
You: But god isn't real
You: he was made up by man
Stranger: nope
Stranger: man was made by god

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I eat cats
You: I am a cat
You: Will you eat me?
You: Please?
Stranger: woah i think were moving a little fast
You: i don't
You: i like it fast
You: well,
You: first things first.
Stranger: so you want me to eat you quickly?
You: how would you eat me? grilled, raw?
You: if raw, yes, quickly.
Stranger: Grilled or raw?! Fried bitch!
You: DEEP fried?
Stranger: nope shallow fried
You: ah good
You: idk, most i know are into raw cat
You: but everyone i know is a fucking hipster douchebag so whatev
Stranger: HA sucks for you
Stranger: i actually have friends
You: i have friens
You: hipster friends
You: we talk about animal collective and pitchfork
You: and go to american apperal
You: and talk about our blogs
You: we're fucking cats mang what d'you expect
You: i hope you're not into that by the way
You: fucking cats
Stranger: yeah sorry about that i forgot for a second
Stranger: oh umm....
You: my friend got killed by a human penis
You: now we are four
Stranger: yeah i do that quite a bit sorry if i did it to your friend
You: oh man
You: it's okay
You: like i said, douchebags, the lot of em
Stranger: Yeah once yall change from kittens to cats it just all goes down hill
You: especially fwuffums, what a dick
You: puberty was hard on that sonuvabitch
You: but i don't care
You: see
You: this is me NOT CARING, fwuffums
You: hope you can hear me in the afterlife...
You: ... dick
Stranger: wow that;s a lil harsh
You: it's okay
Stranger: but eh i eat cats so i don't have much room to talk
You: he was my boyfriend for a while
You: and he used to beat me
Stranger: good that's how a relationship should be!
You: one day he smashed my orange urban outfitters wayfarers, i was so fucking pissed. then he smashed my face.
You: because it was behind my wayfarers.
You: it's all scarred now, my face
You: i think my friends only hang out with me ironically
You: because of fwuffums mccloud
You: so yeah, i'm glad you fucked him to peices man
Stranger: oh well just cut off your face then it'll solve some problems
You: d'you eat cats with sauce?
You: or seasoning?
Stranger: yeah my secret sauce
You: oh baby
You: describe it to me
Stranger: nah i'd rather not it's one of those things you just gotta try
You: aw
You: how am i going to imagine it dripping down my back and into my mouth then?
You: i am so bummed out, stranger
You: can i call you that? should i call you something else, stranger?
Stranger: you should call me STRANGER!
Stranger: it shows more emphasis
You: STRANGER! like that, STRANGER!?
You: i like that
You: very 2k9, STRANGER!
You: fashion forward
You: n shit
Stranger: yeah that;s what i was going for
You: braaaaaaaaaaaaavo, STRANGER!
Stranger: and why the hell does my apostrophe always turn into a semi colon?!
You: i have no idea
You: life's little mysteries
Stranger: FML!
You: MILA :\
Stranger: im gonna kill myself if it wappens again
You: don't do it, STRANGER!
You: you have so much to give
You: i mean, you have to eat me, first
You: and then all my friends
You: and their friends
You: and their aunts
You: and uncles
You: fuck, you have so much to live for
You: if nothing else, cats.
Stranger: so i shouldn;t do it?
You: no really STRANGER!, man, i love you man
You: NO
Stranger: __________________________________________________ _
You: DON'T DO IT
You: STRANGER!
You: CAN YOU HEAR ME, STRANGER!
Stranger: *STRANGER is now dead*
You: oh fuckadillos
You: c'mon man ressurect you can do it
Stranger: *Strangers ghost says goodbye*
You: bye stranger. ):
You: i'll miss you
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Stranger: 안뇽?!
You: Are you god?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i`m a god
Stranger: beilieve me
You: I do, do you have sexual fantasies about pamela anderson?
Stranger: what?..
Stranger: I`m no sexual god
You: Oh ok, so you rather see Brad Pitt naked then
Stranger: ha.......ha...............buy
Stranger: i`m a girl
You: Ok so you must be the virgin mary then
Stranger: yes
You: Nice, is it true you had other sons?
Stranger: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bukkake
You: bukkake
You: will you bukkake me
You: please
You: bukkake
You: bukkake
You: right now
You: please
Stranger: yeah sure but il have to call round a few mates
You: okay
You: call them
You: i want bukkake
You: rain of jizz
Stranger: wait there a sec..
You: no i can't wait
You: my boner is throbbing
You: need bukkake
Stranger: what numbers are you comfortable with
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 50
Stranger: 100
Stranger: ?
You: as high as you can make it
You: my dream is to be bukkaked by the entire planet
Stranger: lol
You: we shall know peace when we know bukkake
You: the world will be one giant globule of sperm
You: glory glory
Stranger: well drown in sperm!
You: you called them mates yet?
Stranger: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: no, just me
You: everybody else will be too busy aiming for my face
Stranger: well b in boats then ready for the flood like noah?
You: yeah
You: they didn't mean REAL animals
Stranger: meataphor
You: and they can't count, what's this about two by two?
Stranger: thats how many there was
You: i see what you did there
You: anyway
You: bukkake
You: where is it
You: i want the goods
You: bring it man
Stranger: wait hold every one cant make it
Stranger: i have an idea
You: dammit
You: i don't care
Stranger: no its good
You: someone, anyone
You: my dick is going to fall the fuck off mang
Stranger: this is rite....
You: come on
You: help a bro out
You: and come on
You: me
Stranger: wank off and just when come fire it up into the air run underneath it and let it land on your head
Stranger: prefect
Stranger: solo buakkake
Stranger: im on to something here i tink
You: sounds good
You: but gravity don't play that game here in CHINA
You: did i say china? i meant australia
Stranger: well
You: i don't even know where i am with this giant dizzying prick
You: well
You: i have to go
Stranger: stick some metal to it use it as a compass
You: i'm dying of dicksaustion.
You: bye, love
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: yo man

You: i am fucked up on acid

You: figured i'd try this shit

You: i'm taco farting right now

Stranger: u have a cam

You: no

You: i have a big dick

You: i like to fuck bloody tampons

Stranger: im a guy

*end*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dead Disney
Stranger: why
You: Just because
You: Are you one of them?
You: brainwashing little children?
Stranger: no
You: into buying a shit load of stupid things?
Stranger: i dong not think so
Stranger: i don not think so
You: Oh ok, you are safe to talk to
You: They are after me, they know I know they are the new world order
You: First is the kids, then the adults
Stranger: i am a 17 boy
Stranger: i love disney
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This is the best one.

hey what do you reckon his name is?

too many people type asl as their first freaking thing they say.

i know, right? whatever happened to "hey"? it's not like you charge up to someone in real life and go "AGE/SEX/LOCATION, AGE/SEX/LOCATION?!"

Wait....you don't? Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong...

whenever i'm honest about this asl thing they ask me for my e-mail adress.

very long and very NSFW



You: hey
Stranger: guy?
You: no, you?
Stranger: yeah
You: neat =)
Stranger: yup.
Stranger: =)
You: name?
Stranger: Vito.
You: hai Vito, I'm kate =)
Stranger: Hi Kate.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 19! you?
Stranger: 18
You: aww, you're younger! Like a little baby
Stranger: Haha, I'll be 19 in August!
You: in july I'll be 20
Stranger: Haha
You: so, what do you wanna do?
Stranger: Well, what do you have in mind?
You: not sure, any suggestions?
Stranger: Hmm, I don't know. I'm up for whatever.
You: same! hmm...
You: you suggest something and if it sucks, I'll suggest something
Stranger: Ok.
You: and we'll go back n forth until we're both happy
Stranger: Sounds good.
Stranger: Talk about stuff, like interests or hobbies?
You: eh... that usually doesn't end up too exciting. I'm looking for something fun
Stranger: Ok
You: hmmmmmm, do you know any sites where you can play chess/would you want to play chess?
Stranger: Nope.
You: yeah, that was a bad suggestion =(
Stranger: Haha.
You: your turn!
Stranger: Story time? Haha
You: only if you can tell me a really exciting story ;p
Stranger: Hmmm, I don't know off the top of my head.
You: ah
You: compare favourite flowers?
Stranger: Haha, not too exciting, is it?
You: I guess not =(
Stranger: How about we talk dirty?
You: finally
You: ;p
Stranger: Sorry, I liked that game. Haha.
You: I was just too shy to suggest it :$
Stranger: Mmm, that's ok.
You: so, do you have a pic? ^_^
Stranger: Yeah, not a very good one. Haha, but I'll show you if you want.
You: please do =)
Stranger: http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...192711_792.jpg
Stranger: Like I said, not very good.
You: 1 sec, it takes a bit to load pictures here
Stranger: No prob
You: haha awesome guitar face
Stranger: Haha, thanks.
You: I love when guys just get so in to it
You: and they end up making some face that somehow shows their emotion through playing, yet it never comes across right
Stranger: Yup. Haha.
Stranger: I always make weird faces when playing.
You: do you make the same ones while having sex?
Stranger: You bet, baby
You: I wanna make you make that face
You: haha
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: Haha
You: guitar player eh? fast fingers...
Stranger: Yeah, I know how to use my hands.
You: I'd let you break my g-string
Stranger: Oooh, very nice.
You: would you know how to check my intonation?
Stranger: Absolutely.
Stranger: Hah
You: mmmmmmm run a pentatonic scale in my pussy
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: You have a pic?
You: yeah bby, 1 sec
You: stupid internet
Stranger: ha
You: our connection is so slow here
Stranger: it's cool
You: alright, here we are
You: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/133...419e8f11da.jpg
Stranger: Very nice. You're real pretty.
You: :4
You: * :$
You: I love that your a guitar player, seriously
You: I've always had fantasies involving them
Stranger: mmm, fantastic
You: especially the strings... they give me so many bondage like thoughts
Stranger: ooh, that's hot, baby.
You: have you ever tied used some broken strings after? maybe to tie a girl down?
Stranger: nope, but damn that sounds sexy
You: nothing I love more in the world than sex and music. If I could get a guy to jack off on me while wrapping a guitar string around his cock I'd probably squirt on the spot
Stranger: You're fucking naughty, baby. I love that.
You: would you do that for me?
Stranger: Hell yeah.
You: mmmmmmm
You: have any strings around? I'd love for you to do that now and tell me how it feels... or better yet, take a pic if you can :o
You: *feels puddle on the chair*
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: Yeah, babe. I can do that.
You: :o a pic even!?
Stranger: you bet
You: hurry!
Stranger: I will
You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: Ok. I took it. Just let me upload it on imageshack.
Stranger: I used a g-string
You: :o
You: oh my *fans self while speaking in a southern accent*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: http://img34.imageshack.us/i/011930.jpg/
Stranger: enjoy
You: image not found?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: hold up
Stranger: http://img34.imageshack.us/i/011930.jpg/
Stranger: try now
You: hmmm, still not working =(
Stranger: http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img34/9736/011930.th.jpg
You: mmmmmmm
You: any bigger?
Stranger: The one before was normal size. Or, I can send you one that fills up the whole screen. Haha
You: mmmmm fill me up with it and you got a deal
Stranger: Ok, it's huge
Stranger: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9736/011930.jpg
You: give it some time, slow loading here
Stranger: ok
You: while I wait
You: how does it feel jerking off with that on your cock?
Stranger: oh baby it feels amazing. I wish you were here to see it
You: have you ever done this before?
Stranger: the string thing? no, but i love it. haha
You: squeeze it harder so it cuts the circulation a bit while you're jerking it, then when you feel like you're going to cum, release the tightness
Stranger: mmm, wow. i wish i knew you so much. haha
You: are you doing that right now? =)
Stranger: mmmhmmm
Stranger: damn this feels good
You: mmmmmm I can imagine
You: I wish you could the string around a few more times and fucked me with it on, I fucking love it rough :4
You: :$
Stranger: I love it rough, too baby. I like naughty girls like you
You: what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Stranger: Well, this might be it. Haha, but I've fucked a girl out on my trampoline once. It was amazing.
You: haha that would be fun, I'd be bouncing as much as my boobs
Stranger: haha
You: my one ex used to love it whe I'd take something really thin, like wire and something and slowly, carefully move it down his urethra. He said it was a feeling unlike any other
Stranger: whoa, that's insanely kinky. haha
You: you should give it a shot with a string,
Stranger: haha, i don't know if I could.
Stranger: So, just throwing it out there. Do you have and special pics? You know?
You: sorry about that, had to dry my hands :$
Stranger: ooh, that's fin
Stranger: fine*
You: and no, i don't. I don't have my own camera, I'm a broke ass student haha
Stranger: haha, it's ok
You: but you should seriously consider trying the urethra thing
Stranger: really? sounds risky
You: as long as you're careful, you'll be fine. I was so scared of doing it to my ex, but he just carefully navigated my hands and it was fine
Stranger: oh
You: it's also for selfish reasons I'm suggesting it... hoping for another picture but of that *blushes*
Stranger: hahaha, sorry. i don't think i'm gonna go that far, at least not now. haha
You: =( *gets on hands and knees to beg... and to provide a little encouragement with my mouth*
Stranger: mmm, you're tempting me
You: if I have to beg, I will
Stranger: give it a shot
You: pleeeaasssseee baby do it. I'd let you do anything you could to me if you did. my pussy is already gushing from the thought of it. help me cum more pleeeeaaaasssseee
Stranger: give me a few minutes to try it
You: one pic is all I ask for
You: =)
Stranger: ok, i did it
You: :o
You: =)
You: *creams self in excitement*
Stranger: mm
You: pic pic pic pic!?!?!?!?
Stranger: yup
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!1
Stranger: let's see if the link works this time
Stranger: http://img197.imageshack.us/i/015519.jpg/
You: same problem as before, do you have a link to the huge one?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8179/015519.jpg
You: i love you
Stranger: i think i love you too!
Stranger: how's that pussy feelin?
You: you have no idea
Stranger: mmmm, i wish i did
Stranger: i'd love to fuck your brains out, baby
You: how did the string feel anyways? I want to know all about that sensation
You: a little pain and pleasure?
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: i was kinda nervous, but you got me so horny.
You: mmmmmm
You: I tend to do that
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: I already came once, and I think I might cum again in a bit
You: and I helped
Stranger: big time
Stranger: and i've helped you too, i think
You: oh you definitely did bby
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: are you*
Stranger: so, where are from anyways?
You: Winnipeg, you?
Stranger: Chicago. Haha, I was kinda hoping you'd be somewhere nearby, as unlikely as it would've been.
You: I was hoping the same =(
Stranger: =(
You: oh well, we'll always have this special night
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: I could always take another pic, if there's anything you want to see me do or something. haha
You: not sure, maybe a thicker guage? haha
Stranger: haha
You: is that a yes? ;p
Stranger: Sure, but do you want it up my urethra, or just around my cock
You: urethra please =)
Stranger: you got it
Stranger: http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4297/022430.jpg
Stranger: here we go. thickest string i got. low e.
You: *loading*
You: mmmmmm
You: this makes my cock so fucking hard
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You: 好きな動物は何ですか？

Stranger: japaness?

You: え？何それ？

Stranger: こんにちは

You: こんにちは

You: じゃ、最初の質問を答えてください。

Stranger: 私は猫が好きです

You: すばらしい

You: おいらも猫が好きです。

Stranger: あなたは日本人ですか?

You: 共通点がいっぱいあるかもしれない。

You: 火星人です。

Stranger: 私はホンコンの人です

You: すばらしい


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You: What is your favorite animal?
Stranger: japaness?
You: Huh? What's that?
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
You: Well, please answer the first question.
Stranger: I like cats
You: great
You: I like cats too.
Stranger: Are you Japanese?
You: We may have a lot of similarities.
You: Mars people.
Stranger: I am a person of Hong Kong
You: great

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: are you a hurricane lover?
Stranger: 8
You: pyromaniac maybe
You: 8 indeed
You: so ?
You: hurricane
You: or ...
You: the FIRE?
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Stranger: JAIME IS GAY


You: Are you Sarah Connor?

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

Stranger: leesa

Stranger: r u thr?

You: Do you agree that Ultranoir is the darkest dark there is?

Stranger: i donot know?

You: And what about Infrablack?

Stranger: sorry i also donot know about that

You: Alright

You: On to my next question

Stranger: ok

You: What defines a gifted dolphin?

Stranger: i am ready

Stranger: haha

Stranger: pass

Stranger: next?

You: Do you agree that night is colder than outside?

Stranger: yes

You: Great

You: You just made a friend

Stranger: :)

Stranger: thanks

You: Tell me Stranger: What would you put in a White Russian?

Stranger: i donot know

You: Kahlua, Vodka and Whipped Cream

Stranger: vodka

You: Do you know that real Vodka has no taste at all?

You: Tastes just like water

Stranger: i have never drink that

You: All the Vodkas with taste have liquor added to them

Stranger: ok

Stranger: thanks for information

Stranger: do you know EARTH is going to end at 21dec 2012?

You: According to Roland Emmerich

You: Poor guy

You: Never got out of the crappy Disaster-Movie genre

Stranger: no it is true

You: You're referring to the Maya calendar aren't you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: chinese astrology

Stranger: and many other prophecies

You: Well, there were so many apocalypse predictions before

You: But no one can tell for sure

You: But I can tell you: Even if the world would end that day, people like us would still post shit on omegle

Stranger: haha

Stranger: :P

You: That's a just a thing you can't kill

Stranger: cool

Stranger: igtg ;bye

You: bye

You: take care

Stranger: you too

Stranger: hey

You: i have a penis

Stranger: asl?

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You: yo

Stranger: sup

You: allrighty

You: u like french

Stranger: i can speak it

Stranger: a little

Stranger: comment ca va

You: prove it

You: çà va bien merci

Stranger: comment t'apelles tu

Stranger: or something like tat

You: j'appelle stranger

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: lemme think

Stranger: quel age as tu

You: (preety good dude) j'ai 32 ans

Stranger: lol

You: et toi?

Stranger: uhh

You: see you're gone now

Stranger: j'ai

Stranger: vingt ans

You: tu es brésilien?

Stranger: non

You: (lots of brazilians here , no?)

Stranger: canadian

Stranger: quebec

You: i'd love to visit Quebec one day

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: its nice

You: So what the fuck are you doing wasting yr time here???

Stranger: dunno

Stranger: bored

You: i'm testting this for the SYG

Stranger: wats tat

You: do you know what SYG is?

You: Sonic Youth Gossip forums

You: You like Sonic Youth?

Stranger: its ok

You: We've got athread about this here site there and we paste our conversations there, see

Stranger: im posting this in 4chan

You: and this conversation is shit bye

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the first rule about SYG is....

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Stranger: juuuhu

You: yes we can

Stranger: we can... but you can't ;)

You: i'm sure u have a small penis

Stranger: i'm sure i'm female and have no penis

You: bahahahaha

You: you can never be that sure

Stranger: Oo

You: wut you doing here?

Stranger: rien et toi?

You: shit how do you know????

You: this is uncanny

You: answer biatch

Stranger: tu es un piece de merde

You: fucktard

You: gros caca!!!

Stranger: ta mère

You: i'm quoting Kafka by the way

You: ta race

You: j'ai envie de t'insulter

You: tu ne merites que çà

Stranger: ohh du sprichst französisch, denkst du jetzt ist dein penis größer als die 3 mm?

You: Floatz???
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You: asl

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 22 m uk

You: mmmm

You: nice

Stranger: u

You: 32 m Fr

You: wanna go for a ride?

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: FUCK OFF

You: wanna ride my big doodoo?

Stranger: CUNT

Stranger: errrr

You: insult me

You: i deserve it

You: i've been naughty

You: VERY naughty

Stranger: lol

You: DOMINATE ME

Stranger: funny fucker

Stranger: go shag a horse

You: done already

You: yawn

Stranger: lol

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crazy

as if I'd measure in millimeters!

denkst du jetzt ist dein schnitzel grosser als die 1 inch?

my guess is that it's "totally grosser" than mine.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FIRE!
Stranger: ok
You: FIRE!
Stranger: ok
You: FIRE!
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You: hey
Stranger: from?
Stranger: no china please
You: china
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ALLO!
Stranger: G'day
You: OH IS IT!
Stranger: yeah can't complain
You: COOL!
You: COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME
Stranger: I can try my best
You: I CANT FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY OF MY KEYBOARD
You: WHICH IS KIND OF A BUMMER INDEED
Stranger: it's on the left
You: AINT NOTHING ON THE LEF
You: T
Stranger: HOW CAN THIS BEEEE!?
You: FUCKING BEE!
You: I HATE BEES!
Stranger: FUCKERS
You: HOW CAN THIS BEE DO SO MANY THING FOR FUCKS SAKE
Stranger: There's lots of them
You: THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BEE ATE MY FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY
You: INDEED INDEED
You: BUT THAT ONE ATE THE FUCKING KEY
You: I WANT MY
Stranger: haha you're funny
You: LOWERCASE
You: THANKS BUT THAT IS NOT INTENTIONAL
Stranger: you can still press the bit where the caps lock key was
You: THERES NO MORE BIT
You: THERES NOT EVEN ONE KEYBOARD LEFT!! SHE ATE THE FUCKING KEYBOARD!!
You: SHE WILL FUCKING PAY
Stranger: how are you typing the other letters then?
You: WELL...
You: I THINK I CAN TELL YOU...
You: I AM OMNISCIENT
You: I AM NOT TYPING THE LETTERS
You: I AM LETTING MY MIND FLOWING
You: AND MAKING YOU THINK I AM TYPING THE LETTERS
Stranger: you are a clever one
You: BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY TYPING THE LETTERS
You: AND YOU DONRT KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS
You: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT'S ON THE LEFT!
Stranger: I don't care about Caps Lock anymore
You: YEAH BUT THATS THE YOU PART OF YOU
You: THE STRANGER PART OF YOU IS OBSESSED WITH IT
Stranger: I will have to accept tit
You: THE STRANGER PART OF YOU CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE
You: YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT TITS?
Stranger: often, not always to my liking
You: STRANGE!
You: (ahah! it's a trap)
Stranger: sometimes they are flabby
You: SOMETIMES THEY ARE SHABBY
Stranger: I prefer the slightly smaller kind that don't have to fight the laws of gravity so much
You: LOL I KNOW!!! I ONCE KNEW A GIRL WHO HAD TO WEAR A ZERO GRAVITY SUIT
You: CRAZY GAL SHE WAS
Stranger: JAYZUZ!!!
You: INDEED !
Stranger: is that a NASA one?
You: NO NASAL
You: MAMMARY
Stranger: CONFUZZLED
You: INDEED !
Stranger: well are you having a fine evening?
You: INDEED!
You: MY MIND
You: FLOWS!!
You: I FEEL...
You: SUPERPOWER!!
You: AND FIRE!!!!
You: BUT THE FUCKIN BEE IS STILL THERE
You: CHOKING ON MY FUCKING KEYBOARD
Stranger: You are a force
You: BRUTE!
Stranger: I sense muscles like Popeye
You: YEAH
You: AND SPINACH TOO
Stranger: and olive oil?
You: INDEED INDEED!!
Stranger: that you rub into you loin?
You: AH YES YES
Stranger: wow, what a pleasure
You: THATS DISGUSTING
Stranger: try it
You: EEK
You: IM NOT POPEYE THOUGH
Stranger: who are you?
You: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU
You: I AM OMNISCIENT
Stranger: so you could tell me the answer to anything?
You: YES.
Stranger: even something that hasn't happened yet, in the future like?
You: YES
Stranger: alright, I'd like to know how many poos I will have next week?
You: ZERO
Stranger: WHAY!
You: THOU SHALL DIE OF INFLUENZA TOMORROW
Stranger: of the swine variety?
You: YES!
Stranger: my fav!
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: oh boy...
You: WHAT
Stranger: what a way to go
You: INDEED
You: WITHOUT HAVING A POO
Stranger: I suppose I should make the most of my time left
Stranger: and go for a few poos tonight
You: IT'S UP TO YOU LOL!
Stranger: and maybe have a bit of rumpy pumpy
You: RUMPY PUMPY JUMPY HIPPY
Stranger: with a swan?
You: ZOOPHILE?
Stranger: I believe so
You: AH COOL COL
You: CVOOL
You: COOL!
Stranger: Oh, you know COOL COL?
You: YEAH
Stranger: he's a good mate
You: YEAH
You: I PREFER HIS BROTHER HOOT HOT
Stranger: those guns aint toys
You: THOSE AINT TOYGUNS§§§§
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I don't know what you mean
Stranger: but it made me LOL
You: LOL!
Stranger: I like to LOL
You: LOL I KNOW!! ME TOO INDEED
Stranger: sometimes I let out a bit o wee
Stranger: fuck man what are we like?
Stranger: LOL
You: LOL!!
You: I DONT KNOW!!
Stranger: LOL!!!!!!
You: MAYBE LIKE POPEYE LOL
Stranger: I never saw popeye LOL
You: NEITHER DID I! LOL
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: POPEYE! LOL
You: NAH JUST KIDDIN
Stranger: on your pee hole?
You: EEK!
You: IM WEARING A SHIRT! WHAT ABOUT YOU!!
Stranger: nah, what are you really wearing?
Stranger: I'm wearing a shorts
Stranger: and a socks
Stranger: the essentials
You: YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN COOL FELLAH
Stranger: it's kind of you to say
Stranger: I like the stripes on your shirt
You: THANKS! EXCEPT THERE'S NO STRIPES!!
Stranger: what are those lines then?
You: THERE S NO LINE!! I AM JUST LETTING MY MIND FLOWING AND MAKING YOU THINK THERE ARE LINES!
Stranger: that old chest nut
You: INDEED
You: PLAIN CHAFF MAYHEM!
Stranger: what are you going to do next?
You: HMM I DONT KNOW
Stranger: after we have completed our converse?
You: I THINK I SHALL DIE OF INFLUENZA SOON
Stranger: before me?
You: NAH
You: WE SHALL DIE
You: TOGETHER
You: IN THE SUN!
Stranger: ah that's ok
You: YEAH
You: AND YOU KNOW WHY IS THAT
You: ?
Stranger: SUN GODS
Stranger: because we will have nothing left?
You: LOL!
You: NO
You: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH!
Stranger: because the shops are shut?
You: (THAT MUTHAFUCKIN BEE STILL IS CHOKING ON MINE KEYBOARD!!)
Stranger: That bee is will be the death of your gadgets
You: WOW!
You: IM AMAZED
You: MY GADGETS HAVE POWER MY GADGETS HAVE POWER
Stranger: by the way I love you?
You: YEAH
You: GO GO GADGET AU POING
Stranger: wow you speak french
You: I DO!
Stranger: I am from French
You: VRAIMENT?
Stranger: Dawn?
You: ?!
Stranger: the womb of Dawn
You: THE DOMB OF WAWN
Stranger: the womb of Dawn French you French Fancy
You: WE DOMB FOR THAWN
Stranger: vrai ou faux?
You: MODE WMB FORWATHN
You: MOYEN
Stranger: oui
You: EHEH!
Stranger: oui oui
Stranger: allo allo
You: EST-CE UN PARADYGME DE L'IMPOSSIBLE
You: OU UNE ALLEGORIE DU NEANT
Stranger: no entiendo
You: ¿HABLAS ESPAÑOL?
Stranger: si
You: ¡AH COOL COOL!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ¿De dónde eres?
You: ¡FRANCIA! ¿Y TU?
Stranger: Quito
You: ECUADOR?
Stranger: nein, Alemania
You: I DONT SPEAK GERMAN!!
Stranger: nicht?
You: I WILL AFTER THIS FANTASTIC SUMMER THOUGH!!
Stranger: where are you going?
You: NOWHERE!!
You: BUT I WILL LEARN GERMAN!
Stranger: bUH
You: AND THAT INVIGORATES ME A LOT!
Stranger: ¿Que?
You: YEAAAAAAAAAH
You: REVIGORATO REVIGORATO
You: REGALAME CON REGALOS!!!
Stranger: guapo
You: TORTA
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: TORTA!!! moi>
You: LOL I KNOW!!
Stranger: nein
Stranger: Cristiano
You: AH COOL COOL!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: my name is Cristiano
Stranger: y tu?
You: AURELIEN!
You: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A DAMN GOOD FELLAH!
Stranger: Tansk
You: TANKS!
You: SUPER TANKERS!
You: NUKE SANK, ER!
Stranger: Aurélien Bouche-Pillon?
You: NON
You: LOL
You: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
Stranger: pourquoi?
You: LIKE... AURELIEN BOUCHE PILLON?
You: WHY IS THAT POURQUOI
Stranger: I thought you were maybe Aurélien Bouche-Pillon?
You: IM NOT§
Stranger: who are you then?
You: I AM THE ONLY ONE
You: AAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: Chesney?
You: NOPE
Stranger: chesney hawkes?
You: NOPE
Stranger: tell me tell me
Stranger: my real name is Mohin
You: MY REAL NAME IS POPEYE
You: LOL NAH KIDDIN
Stranger: ...
You: I FEEL LIKE PHILOSOPHICAL
Stranger: yeah well enough with that
You: WHAT?
Stranger: you heard
You: NAH I DIDNT
You: I SAW
Stranger: I want you to hear
Stranger: HEAR MY WORDS
You: YOU NEED TO LET YOUR MIND FLOW!!
Stranger: but in your head
You: IM HEARING VOICES
You: TERRIFIC
You: NO NO
Stranger: LET YOUR LOVE FLOW

You: STOP THIS
You: DONT TELL ME THIS
Stranger: LIKE A MOUNTAIN STREAM
You: LOL £
You: THANKS IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW
Stranger: ;)
You: OHOH
Stranger: YOU ARE A HOT FELLAH
Stranger: AND NOW I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY
You: COOL
You: WE ARE SLOWLY MELTING INTO ONE
You: ARE YOU YOU OR STRANEGR
You: AM I YOU OR STRANGE
You: R
You: WE DONT KNOW
You: ANYMORE!
You: THE ONLY FACT WE KNOW FOR SURE
You: IS THE BEE
Stranger: I THINK YOU'RE THE STRANGER STRANGER
You: I MIGHT BE INDEED
Stranger: BUT I HAVE A CHOKING BEE NOW
Stranger: SO IT'S A FINE LINE
You: AH COOL COOL
You: MUTHAFUCKIN BEES
Stranger: LIKE ON YOUR SHIRT
You: LOL I KNOW
Stranger: THE LINES ON YOUR SHIRT ARE SO THIN MAN
You: YEAH
You: SO MANY
You: SO MANY
You: THIN LINES
Stranger: ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE SWINE FLU?
You: NOT REALLY
You: ARE YOU ?
Stranger: I THINK I WILL COME BACK AS A PIG, SO NO
You: AH COOL COOL
You: PIGS ARE DAMN COOL FELLAHS
Stranger: AND THEN I WILL GET REVENGE
Stranger: YEAH BACON IS COOL
Stranger: I WILL GIVE THAT UP WHEN I BECOME A PIG
You: AHAH
Stranger: WELL MAN
You: WELL
Stranger: WELL WELL WELL
You: BIEN BIEN BIEN
Stranger: POO TIME, BYE!
You: HAVE A GOOD TIME
You: AND REMEMBER
Stranger: YOU 2
You: YOURE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
You: ME TWO?
Stranger: THANKS MAN, IT MEANS A LOT
You: LOL I KWOW
You: AH COOL COOL
You: INDEED
Stranger: WANKER
You: BASTARD
Stranger: WHO?
You: ME§
Stranger: YOURE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
You: THANKS MAN, IT MEANS A LOT
Stranger: LOL I KWOW
Stranger: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: INDEED
You: WANKER
Stranger: BASTARD
You: WHO?
Stranger: ME§
You: YOURE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
Stranger: THANKS MAN, IT MEANS A LOT
You: LOL I KWOW
You: AH COOL COOL
You: INDEED
Stranger: WONKER
You: BOSTON
Stranger: WHY?
You: MESS
Stranger: FILLY
You: PALSY
Stranger: 1
You: 2
Stranger: 3
You: 4
Stranger: 5
You: KICK THAT FUCKER OUT THE DOOR
You: 6
Stranger: LOL!
You: I KNOW!!
Stranger: BOSTON TEA
You: TEA PARADE
Stranger: LOVE
You: WAR
Stranger: NACHO
Stranger: CHEESE
You: BUTTERFLY
You: SPEAKER
You: BUMBLEBEETLE
Stranger: ROUND
You: SQUARE
Stranger: BUM
You: FURNITURE
Stranger: CHAIR
You: SUPER TANKER
Stranger: JACKK
You: FRANZ
Stranger: FREE
You: WILL
Stranger: Y
Stranger: TU
You: LOL I KNOW
Stranger: TAMBIEN
Stranger: FELLAH
You: GRACIAS
Stranger: You are sharp witted
You: YOU ARE SHARP FITTED
Stranger: fanx
You: YR WELCOME
Stranger: you are shoplifted
You: YOU ARE SHOPHITTED
Stranger: I AM FORKLIFT
You: YOUR FORK AIMS
Stranger: I AM KILLING YOU NOW WITH KNIVES AND DORKS
You: AAAAAAH
You: YOU CRUEL YOU
Stranger: I will bath in you blood
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: mighty finee
Stranger: see you
You: SEE YA MAN
You: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
Stranger: Gee
Stranger: CIAO AMIGO
You: CIAO
You: AU REVOIR
Stranger: CIAO CIAOOOOOOOO
You: I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: x
You: BE BACK SOON GEORGES!
Stranger: wig
You: IM TOTALLY BLUSHING
Stranger: pussy
You: LOL I KNOW
Stranger: BYE
You: BEE
Stranger: IT IS HARD TO SAY GOODBYE
You: INDEED
You: LOL I KNOW
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
You: POPEYE
Stranger: ALLO!
You: LOL I KNOW
You: BE BACK SOON GEORGES!
You: MY MIND
You: FLOWS
Stranger: COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME
You: i can try my best
Stranger: I CANT FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY OF MY KEYBOARD
Stranger: WHICH IS KIND OF A BUMMER INDEED
You: it's on the left
Stranger: AINT NOTHING ON THE LEF
Stranger: T
You: HOW CAN THIS BEEEE!?
Stranger: BUZZ OFF
Stranger: Bye bye, love Georges xx
You: SEE YOU
You: AINT NOTHING ON THE LEF
You: T
Stranger: HOW CAN THIS BEEEE!?
Stranger: `LOL LOL!
You: LOL I KNOW
You: POPEYE
Stranger: olive oil
You: I AM OMNISCIENT
You: SHE WILL FUCKING PAY
Stranger: tell me the lottery numbers for the weekend
You: 42
You: 4
You: 2
You: 13
You: 37
You: 1
You: 3
You: 7
Stranger: that's too many thanks
You: yr welcome
You: LOL I KNOW
You: no problem dude
Stranger: so which should i miss off
You: how many numbers do you need?
Stranger: sex?
You: mucho.
Stranger: 6
You: well
You: 42, 13, 37, 31, 4, 24
Stranger: where did 24 come from?
You: 42 rewind
Stranger: so is the the one to trust?
You: INDEED
You: LOL I KNOW
Stranger: LOL I WILL TEST YOUR THEORY
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: IF YOU ARE WRONG I WANT MY MONEY BACK, K?
You: NO PROBLEM
You: MY NAME IS BARACK OBAMA
You: JUST SEND ME YOUR FEE
Stranger: NEVER HEARD OF HIM
You: THATS NORMAL IM NOT TOO KNOWN
Stranger: I ONCE KNEW AN OBAMA
Stranger: BURT
You: AH COOL COOL INDEED LOL I KNOW!!!!!
Stranger: BURT OBAMO
You: OBAMA BITCH
Stranger: OBAMA SORRY!
Stranger: BURT OBAMA
You: AH COOL COOL INDEED LOL MUTHAFUCKIN BEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: POPEYE!!!!
You: FIRE!
Stranger: BURT OBAMO DOESN'T EXIST
You: OR DOES HE
Stranger: YOU SHOULD KNOW
You: MAYBE HE LIVES IN LIECHTENSTEIN OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO LOL I KNOW
Stranger: YOU KNOW IT ALL
You: INDEED I DO LOL I KNOW!!
Stranger: OR DO YOU?
You: DO YOU DO
You: DO YOU ORDO?
Stranger: NO I DON'T DO
You: DO YOU DOOR?
You: DOOR YOU DOOR?
You: ARE YOU ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR?!?
Stranger: NO BUT DO YOU DO VOODOO?
Stranger: LIKE I DO?
You: VOODOO VOODOO
You: YEAH
Stranger: WELL
You: WELL WELL WELL
You: lol i KNOW!
Stranger: THAT'S COOL MAN
You: YOU LOOK LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH
Stranger: GLAD WE ARE COOL NOW
You: YEAH!!
You: INDEED, LOL!
Stranger: fanx
You: yr welcome
You: POPEYE!!
Stranger: *
You: *
Stranger: X
You: O
Stranger: X
You: O
Stranger: X
XO
XO
You: XOXOXO
Stranger: COW
You: ARD
Stranger: JESSE
You: GEORGES
Stranger: JAMES
You: FRANZ
Stranger: FERDINAND
You: TAKE ME OUT
You: LOL I KNOW
Stranger: I SAY, DON'T YOU KNOW?
You: YOU SAY YOU DONT KNOW
Stranger: I SAY
You: TAKE ME OUT
Stranger: DA DA
You: LOL I KNOW!
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: LOL COOL
Stranger: DAFT
You: PUNK
Stranger: ONE
You: MORE
Stranger: TIME
You: CELEBRATE
Stranger: YA!
Stranger: HI5
You: AND THEN...
You: FIST FIGHT!
Stranger: BASH
You: BOULDER
Stranger: PAPER
You: PLANES
Stranger: LOST
You: MICROPHONE
Stranger: HEADPHONE
You: MEGAPHONE
Stranger: MEGABUS
You: OMNIBUS
Stranger: OMNIPEASENT
You: PEASENTPEASENT
Stranger: PLEASE
You: ANT!
Stranger: MOUNT
You: EERIE
Stranger: LAKE
You: MYSTERIOUS
Stranger: WAYS
You: PATH
Stranger: PSYCHO
You: TELEPATH
Stranger: ICK
You: I SEE YOUR BROTHER COMING WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!!
Stranger: THAT'S MY DAD
You: HIS CHAINSAW LOOKS LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: LOL I KNOW!!
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: BIG BOLLOCKS
You: ZERO GRAVITY SUIT
Stranger: NASA?
You: NASAL
Stranger: HAYFEVER?
You: SWINE FL
You: U
Stranger: PORK
You: FORK AIMED
Stranger: THAT PIGGY LOOKS LIKE ONE DAMN GOOD FELLAH!!!
You: LOL!
Stranger: LOL I KNOW
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: YOU NEED TO LET YOUR MIND FLOW!!
You: YES
You: BUT THERES THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BEE
You: CHOKING ON MY KEYBOARD!
Stranger: FUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEE?
You: YES!
You: HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE?
Stranger: BUZZ OFF
You: POPEY
You: E
Stranger: the sailor man
You: drifting slowly on the ocean
Stranger: pissed in the middle
You: and said "i look like one damn cool fellah"
Stranger: POPEY THE SAILOR MAN! HEY
You: LOL I KNOW!!
You: INDEED
Stranger: Righto
You: Neato
Stranger: THANKS IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW
You: LOL I KNOW AH COOL COOL YOUR DAD IS COMING WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!
You: CHAIN...
You: CHAINSAX
You: CHAINSAXOPHONE
Stranger: THAT'S MY SISTER!!!!
You: DOES SHE WEAR A ZERO GRAVITY SUIT
Stranger: YEAH IT'S HER BREASTS SEE
You: CRAZY GAL SHE WAS
Stranger: SHE WAS, UNTIL THE BEE STUNG HER CHEST
You: MUTHAFUCKIN BEE!
Stranger: CUNT
You: BASTARD
Stranger: CUNT
You: BASTARD
Stranger: CUNT
You: BASTARD
Stranger: CUNTING BEE
You: BASTARDLY CUNTISH
Stranger: THAT DAMNED BEE LOOKS LIKE A DAMNED GOOD FELLAH!!!
You: DAMN GOOD FELLAH WITH A CHAINSAW!!
You: WITH A CHAIN SAXOPHONE!!
Stranger: YEAH COOL COOL!!
Stranger: SHAVE YOUR FACE WITH SOME MACE
You: AH COOL COOL
You: SHAVE YOUR FECES WITH SOME MIXES
Stranger: SOY DE QUITO
You: ESTOY PAQUITO
Stranger: NACHO?
You: BEE
Stranger: what do you call cheese that don't belong to you?
You: DAMN GOOD CHEESE?
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: Nacho Cheese!
You: LOL
You: AH COOL COOL
Stranger: AU REVOIR
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO AND LOOK FOR ERIC
You: GOODBYE GEORGES
You: BE BACK SOON
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxx
You: XOXOXOXO
You: ... indeed?
Stranger: x
You: oxoxo
Stranger: oxo
You: xoxoxo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i havent been drunk enough yet for a conversation on this.

but tonight, i'm getting there