hey guys, kinda drunk here. first time i've earned the right to post in this thread

yeah hi.

hi y'all

hiya

so are we all impaired

so drunk i keep playing this one akron/family song over and over.

so drunk i just picked lint out of my bellybutton. at least, i think it was lint

i am silly and making macaroni

lol

yeah im doing a lot of loling

Every movie I've ever made has been while fucked up. Every song I've made in the past 4 years has been while fucked up.

right? i mean whats better than being in an altered state. who needs reality.

im fucked. going for a bike ride with gary numan.

I AM WASTED

over midnight now
getting beautifully wasted

I want my money back. It's now O one hundred and three hours and I've been drinking since fifteen hundred hours and I'm still not properly drunk. Rubbish.

i'm getting on the pelinkovac, it gives you wild dreams and of questionable legality in the UK

just got back from a true southern engagement party. open bar and i ate so much lamp cutlets and prime rib omg. also had purple peruvian potatoes for the first time. the shit

Blarhgjdmng. Insanity. Singing "Liquid Swords'

I'll be the body dorppier the hearbeat stopper child educakted plus head amputater

i can officially post in this thread completely wasted. best friend came back from trip, got wasted. im wasted,

you send the best drunken texts EVER

Really ? <3

"yo vince, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but billy mays was the best pitchman of ALL TIME"

"I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. I'm billy fucking mays motehrufuck"

"lolwqut"

"no shit. bobbeh you better now be using my phiome to play betsy like that fucking VCHHEDDER HAEAD"

"I'm looking for ahamerr annd aa tapndye"

"IT'S TIME TO PARTY! LET'S PARTY @3"










yes. really.

blop blop ba doo bop

OK, SO, i WINN AT LIFE PRETTY MUCH.

you could say that.

Billy Mays ya'll.

i said that andnow I can fin d my tv remote and I'm out teh boozes

I lol'd. I haven't seen you this drunk in a LONG time

you've never 'seen' me drunk. you need to recitfy that. next time you trek across country, stopp by and we'll get tore up/// like I am not.

Drink list:
Voka gimlet
vodka lemon
screwdriver
vokda gimlet
scredriver
vokda lemon
vodka lemon
vodka lemon

you know what I meant. psh.
also, if I visit your casa there needs to be andrew WK

dude, threre so would be....I Get Wet x 9000

DO NOT WANt...right now...

that's what she said

No, no homo, me and A. WK could be like best friends or whatnot...
I'm suddenly enamored with me shoulder.

you should get a shoulder parrot and name it andrew WK.

Np, no birds.Bi8rds shit all over the fucking joint.

get a stuffed one. dead birds don't shit.






... I don't think they do, anyway.

THEY BETTER fiucking not. I can't be having an undead bird up in this piece.