calm down girls, yr both pretty.

to be fair, i do question why i do it too.
i guess part of me likes to see what kind of shit you'll post next.
i picture it like that chubby kid in school with a sorry face then your teacher says "the bully kids are actually really sad deep down"

I don't know. That post bothers me. Too many mmmms.

I kind of hope you'd see how retarded and childish you sound. But I dream too much.

loooove, exciting and new
come aboard
we're expecting youuuuu

I'm only making my posts sound retarded because it's the only thing that you recognize as familiar. Look, I'm even being nice to you now.

this is my mental image of you.



oh ooops look at me being nice.

You have mental images of me?

Kid is hot, though.

and a voice too.
it's sort of high pitched but trying to sound assertive, puberty style.

That you totally got right, knox. You're proper mental, you know, like, mental and that.

I'm more like this, though.

translation inside your mind: yes, i am not boring, i am cool and she finds me smart.

yes
i am
proper mental
proper bitch
at least im proper.

Ok, sunshine. Now I am off. Take care, yeah? Nice to meet you.

ha ha ha

best avatar ever, you might wanna thank your friend knox now.

peacocks might just be the dumbest birds around. it's a hard call though. turkeys are fairly idiotic too.

I'll give them one thing, they are terrifying to behold (especially when they are running at you). the trick is to stand still so that they forget that yr coming after them with a carving knife.

I'll take pictures next time.

now my miley ass pic is buried

was there gore involved?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0asuF7ZlOw4

nah, the damned thing flew over my fence once it forgot about me.

next time, I aim to shoot it between it's dead black eyes.

hahahhaha

dead in a ditch

you're writing lyrics for me

thank you.

My friend gutted a turkey one time and it had 3 nails and a used condom in it's stomach.

that turkey must have been over 2000 years old, cuz it was around the immaculate conception AND the crucifixion-- amazing!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, yeah! It was supposed to be for Thanksgiving, but...for some reason....he threw it away. Far away.

that turkey knows a party

haha, yeah! Now I wanna find one that swallowed a diaphragm.

"and then he double-gobbled"
"BAM! Got it off."

LOVE VERNON FLORIDA!!!!!

HAHAHA! Fukkin-A !! Could this lead to a possible Thanksgiving thread?

try getting a condom in a tofurkey, go on try. no on second thoughts dont.

probably covered in tattoos also


not white power unicorns

like the one in your signature?

i sure hope your ass looks better than that! :(

nawwww.


my ass is dynamite.

why don't you ever post pictures of your ass satan? is there something to hide?

i have a really good one from the pool actually, i will look for it if you want me to, i don't care.

anything but that horrible signature please

if you put your ass AND that signature together there will be a huge matter/antimatter explosion

MY EYES!!!

alright well.

this is for verme and !@#$%! and rob of course.





fuck y'all.