She's on drugs,look at her eyes.

100% natural trance... all it takes is concentration and mindexpanding music

i always forget about new age. still, dark ambient is equally rubbish. and to make it all you have to do is make a recording of any random sounds and slow them down to one sixth of their original speed. and you won't be able to tell the difference in terms of quality to any other dark ambient record.

One day somebody will have to explain to me what '100% natural trance'
actually means.

you must be working too hard, pork. you can't seem to find personal peace and harmony with nature in hectic london. this is what you need:

as opposed to drug induced i suppose. is it a catch phrase or something?

i don't know, i must be making things up i suppose.

Now there's what i need!That cover would only tempt me to drill a hole into the wall in my sleep.

Price: £12.98 inc. VAT (£11.05 ex. VAT)
Stock:
Format:
Release Date: 20-05-2005
Label: Spirit Music
Catalog Number: GCD23007
Barcode: 99933230721
Musical Style: New Age
Track Listing:

1Dolphin Dreams [65:35]


Reviews:

'Reduce stress without Valium' - Vogue
'What nurturing would sound like if it could be recorded' - Body, Mind, Spirit
'Best special production of the year. For anyone desiring to experientially return to the womb of the Great Mother' - Wholelife/Earthstar.
Description:

This unique sound experience with ocean, heart beat, choral voices and dolphins is a classic! Jonathan Goldman, author of Healing Sounds , has created an amazing sonic environment for birthing, meditation and deep relaxation. Used globally by meditators and health practitioners to enhance health and wellness.

'Best special production of the year. For anyone desiring to experientially return to the womb of the Great Mother' - Wholelife/Earthstar.

HAHAHA!

That picture is by Aleister Crowley - yes, the Aleister Crowley, and it is the demon Choronzon on his lunch break. As you probably knew already.

if i'd known you needed to relax marras, i could have got these CDs for you from the shop i used to work in, and they're only £2.99 with my staff discount.

HAHAHA

Who needs to have such a thing as a record collection when you can buy the whole set of those albums for such a cheap price?This thread has turned weirdly calming considering the subject matter.

what i want to know about that body & soul stuff is why it seems to appeal exclusively to females. maybe a girl from the board can illuminate the matter for me?

Dramatic periods?

yeah, but it's not like men don't ever feel the need to relax

I'm relaxing right now.

i reckon the feng shui CD would be right up your street

Wassup with all the pseudo-hippie-mystical-oriental-spiritual bullshit. Jim O' Rourke has been known to dabble in dark ambient, as is Richard James. And you can't deny illbient is intriguing(SYR 5). All of that shit isn't even really new age. That's like calling Limp Bizkit punk.

I deny Illbient.
DENIED!