Yeah, I thought that was a simple enough demand but Mould has a bad rep for killing rabbits. We need to have numerous on hand at all times in case of a smothering accident.

bummer... i cant remember if i'm gonna be a camara operator or the lead robot dancer in the bus scene with thurston. could i do both?

only if you say please.

Yes, please and a hand job and you have the job!

Well Okay. But if you're not gonna give any hand jobs then you have to at least help with Joan Rivers nose job. She needs one once every two hours.

i'll do my best brotha

It was super hard trying to convince Gary Hart to play music again. Since Husker Du broke up he changed his name to Bret, wore pink and started his wrestling career.

He still wants to wear pink and wrestle during the filming though.

We had to hire about five different wrestlers to go against him between scenes.

It is way out of our budget.

What Hart didn't know is that the wrestlers were actually civillians who were hoaxed into thinking there was a pampered chef party. They ended up getting the crap kicked out of them instead.

you guys should accept donations via pay-pal or somthin.
a few kind souls should spare ya some change

this can be worked out

i hired sammy hagar to do joan's nose.

the budget money comes from the blow jobs and my male hoez, we need no worrying.

There is only one way to do this. I did this once in 78 when Steve Shelly thought he was the pink panther. Before we use him in any shots, we have to sneak up on him and throw glitter in his eyes. He will be blinded for about a good four hours and we can put some regular clothes on him and put him on the drums. Trust me he will know what to do when he gets behind the kit.

Steve hoes ape when he thinks he's the panther. It's the same when Lee and Thurston pretend to be Playboy Bunnies. The glitter blinds them, man. That's an awesome idea. For regular clothes, can we put him in a sparkly leotard?

Sparkly Leotard is a no-go. He'll be forever blinded by the glitter on the leotard. Maybe a sequined one?

We could dress him up as the pink panther just to confuse Steve.

(WARNING: NOT A SARCASTIC POST) i think this movie should actually be made. i dont care if its with toys or cartoons. but it needs to happen.

A pink sequined leotard with panther ears! We can meet in the middle. Steve won't know what hit him.