Is that another mask or is this what you really look like?

If so, moustache rides are five bucks.

hahaha... tuga! :D

My mother and I being tourists about two years ago.

^Amazing. Whats that shirt? It looks cool

Preston High School P.E shirt.

Ohh, I thought it was a home made Girls invented punk shirt... Silly Me.

No, I'm not that cool.

Ha. I thought about making one. But then I said 'no ways dude, youre not cool enough'

We suck. :[

Oh, and just to clear up any confusion- I am not magic. That is the World Trade Center in Denver.

No, it is not acceptable.

I will however, be accepting:

-Compliments about my hair, clothes, etc
-Confused comments about how 'the WTC was bombed in 2001'
-Observances as to how Danny and a female board member would be a cute couple
-Observances as to how Danny is way manlier than other male board members

Compliment 1- Your hair is darker there? Dye job?

You're in the "D" ... D as Danny.

Nope, I'm just in the shade.


That's right, I am.

You're a perv that likes young boys! Eeeee!

The correct term is PEADOPHILE!!!!!!

Paedophile, then. I don't really mind. I am a total fox:

Here I am in my Shaggy phase a couple years ago:



Another poorly lit photo from the same cabin trip:

Yes you are! Thats an awesome picture.

are you gay now?