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Well no I do not have this "aim" you speak of.

There's always PMs.

I'm not on my period.

i am.

i'm not.

What's a "period".....like a period of time?

nah. a period . like that

it's a punctuation mark that, once a month, flows from female nether regions.

Hmmmm.....so not being on your period is basically forgetting to use them in your sentences? This is some heavy shit.

hahah

That sounds like one wild and crazy punctuation mark.

yes to all said above me

eta: my mom just made a "that's what she said joke" and it was actually really funny, i thought i'd share

how come the huskers on a plane princess. that's in your sig, but my name isn't? you dont have to put my name next to it. i was just curious as to why it isn't

she had a moist vagina. hmm. world looks red...

Fucking drivers ed... i have to start tuesday. it's gonna suck. i don't even want to drive. bleh.

chuck norris christened me it. but i shall EEDDDDIIIT.

umjammer- you'll be fine! i passed it, and sometimes i can't even walk properly, much less guide a car.

I'm sure I can pass with flying colors, it's just I'm dreading the class. I skipped out on it last year so my mom signed me up covertly and now I'll have to be all alone in a room with about 40 freshman retards that will love asking me why I don't talk. I might seem like a lame-ass but I really don't want to drive. It will be convenient though; I'll be able to drive to work and stuff. Plus I plan on skipping a ton of school to go up to a half-price bookstore about 45 minutes away from where I live to just hang out. Then I'll go eat chinese and hit a public park overlooking the river and just read and drink coffee. It's gonna be ace.

Sorry if I'm barging into anyone's conversation, I'm just bored and I got the impression this was a free jive lounge.

umjammer- no problem. that is this thread's nature. i can see the not wanting to drive. i don't really want to either. i prefer walking or running. it is convienent, but yeah. my class really sucked. it was full of preps and jocks.

Well I hope to become a regular poster to this thread. Thank you.

Driver's Ed sucks, but I don't think anyone will bother you. I honestly don't remember that much about it, except that it was the most boring weekend of my life. Don't sweat it. The only thing you gotta worry about is the boredom, and there are far worse things.

Do you have to do the behind-the-wheel sessions? When I did those the lady just had me drive up to Snoop Dogg's house, put it in park, and told me stories about him. I love California.

Weekend?! I have to take it for three fucking weeks and spend six hours behind the wheel with two or three retards with me at all times!! OMFG, This is really going to suck!

For boredom, I plan on drawing comics and reading Dune. Hopefully I'll be able to get enough sleep to function. I've been staying up till 6:00 am and waking at 10:30 everyday for the past week.

Well my class was like 8 hours a day for 2-3 days. It was just more condensed. But I took it through the city so it may have been cut down.

Yeah, my two friends' parents are putting them through the city one. I have to got to a filthy study hall classroom everyday at my school. Blech.

i took drivers ed earlier this year. it was the shit to get to drive in school. but we had tons of worksheets

When I was in drivers ed the guy that went with me while I was doing my driving hours or whatever whipped out a can opener and a can of pork and beans and ate it right out of the can. It was pretty fucking weird.

When I did the behind the wheel training I had some crazy lady who was in love with Pearl Jam and kept on trying to convince me that the Violent Femmes were punk.

i like the violent femmes but in no way are they a punkk band

2 worst things in the history of the uiverse:

The mall
&
The BEACH

I live like a mile away from the beach and whenever I skate around I always see surf jocks yell the most retarded shit to kids skating.

I just find it annoying and pointless...

welcome to the monkeyhouse :)

GOD I HATE THE BEACH. i'm one of maybe five people i know (i live basically five miles from the beach) that aren't all OMG I LOVE TO TAN AND I LOVE SURF. i hate skateboarding too. ugh. just all of the brands and snotty twelve year old boys in my neighborhood that think they're hot shit because they can do an ollie and wear giant volcom shoes.

i like malls if they aren't full of tourists and if i can actually afford stuff.

i love the violent femmes.

Same here, except for the mall part. I only like the mall when it's really crowded. When it's not it feels weird, like everything is going to close down.

People are strange... hahaha

I hate the mall and I hate crowded beaches in the summer. But in autumn and winter, the beach rules.

i can agree with the beach thing, but why dont you like the mall?

I don't know why, I just do.

I don't think Volcom makes shoes. I'm also an asshole. I always get really wierd looks when I skate my local skatepark because I skate this picture of a wave on a wall for like 20 minutes when there are all of these perfect things to skate around me. It's fun to fuck with the trendy kids there and cut them off when they skate.

Haha. I don't know why but everything you said there was funny.

Haha, I couldn't think of a brand so I wrote that.

The trendy kids are the best. There's this store right near the beach, and the skater kids usually congregate at the side of it. My gran always goes "Honestly! What are they doing?".

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