YOU'LL NEVER. DO WHATEVER COMMON PEOPLE DO.

HI STEVE

yes, i've been depressed since you haven't been here. but i can SMILE again now!

ok.

Oh, don't you fret, pretty young madam. I will make my return a triumphant one. Is there anyone that needs saving?

Shatner is the man. JADE WE HAVE TO JOIN HIS FANCLUB! AND WRITE THAT LETTER! AH!

It's gone now, you can come out. Did you see what happened though?! It got all over the place...

i gotta write a valentine's poem revolving around geometeric terms.
how romantic.

i don't even know any geometric terms.

just me... sigh.

hah, hard on.

danny- i'm going to tell my dad to just sign me up for my birthday.

haha rad

What seems to be the problem, citizen?

Haha, you remind me of Officer Mark R. Ibold.

The R is for Randy.

Hey!

I like the signature K-Krack! I'll have to send everyone E-valentines tomorrow. Uughhh, I just poured a glass of water and ended up changing the lint screen in the dryer (my laundry room has a half of a kitchen built into it), and the lint got into the water somehow and it was gross.

Yesss, I'm hoping for the best for tomorrow too!
Justine says:
and what you said about Valentines day...that was sooo cute!! awwww yea ;)

well, officer.. i've got a problem with my bed frame. i think somebody broke into my house and broke it. can you just test it with me to see if something seems up with it?

dom- actually, that's kind of romantic. after my rendezvous with roman history, if somebody wrote me a valentines poem with facts about julius caesar and mark antony.. i'd be over the moon. but that's me.

rob- 1, 2, 3,.. aww!

I'll take over from here. I'm Officer Dick Shavers. Pleased to 'meet' you.

No, actually, you won't, you stinky son of a bitch. This man is a fraud, and he will rape you! I am the true Dick Shavers, and I will test this bed out real sexy and smoov'.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=8741

I must arouse your attention to this thread, steve.

Oh, thanks for reminding me, I gotta change it. It was just me being pissed off at the media for over-reporting such fucking bullshit, especially for such a cunt as her...

Oh, hey...Danny... 19...fuckin'.....22 called! They want their...*...shit...*...face back!

What?