where'd rob go?

He had to go pick up the latest issue of "Gigantic Ass Monthly."

I think he stepped out for a JO
it shouldn't take too long
for the one handed spank pro
my prediction is that he'll brb
with a lame booty rap
for m1rr0r and me

have not rapped about booty
even though it's fun
in about three weeks
get yr facts straight son.

all yr raps are about booty
it's what you live for
Yr not foolin' me
m1rr0r, show him the door.

i said it before
i'll say it some more
even passed out on the floor
rap style points i will score

I read all of these.


Nice JO reference there, floating.

god I like girls with big asses

i like girls with glasses
they take the classes
but rob over here?
i doubt he passes

see how I raise much havoc
against the monosyllabic?
it would be kind of tragic
to them spelling's like magic
so while they recover in panic
i'll sip framboise lambic

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' DICK!

woo hooo! a TWO syllable word there!

the pain that yr feelin
yr not believin
that it's all comin
from a single drummin
sylla-able
yeah i'm willin
an hella able
to be chillin
jus one

you need all of these
convoluted..... please
go sip yr framboise breeze
ima go smoke some trees

fuckin' dick?
sorry, chief, not me.
but you might ask rob
he'll do it for free!

Okay I guess I'm into haiku now,
Rather fuckin' dick,
Than fryin' bollocks.

"you're all fucking dick"
is what yr momma said
before I got her ass up
leaving stains on yr bed

ps

glasses = 2 syllables

come on, this makes you look desperate
very much like a hip hop ex-patriate
sitting there, starting to perspirate
col'rippin' on yr rhymes, you took the bait
now go call your momma, for you she waits
fucked her so hard, she got a gimp gait
had to prop her up cuz she can't sit straight
due to killer orgasms that I propagate.

wait wait wait

i can't think straight