in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:

• annex Canada
• convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
• declare war on New Zealand
• make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
• declare war on Madagascar
• eat some yellow cake
• declare martial law
• declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
• nuke Belgium
• declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
• declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
• nuke Arkansas
• create prison camps out of LA and NYC
• nuke LA and NYC
• annex Cuba
• declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
• declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

sounds good.

but youll only get my vote if you choose Laetitia Casta as your running mate. and she gives all the speeches/announcements and is not allowed to wear anything other than lingerie. I dont even need to know what you look like.

....eeexcellent.

AAAH KITTY

i smell a possible new avatar

I love the title of this thread. In my head I hear it being sung by Morrissey.

i can hear it now

S.C. and Florida

By Ariel Alexovich
January 25, 2008, 6:26 pm


South Carolinians find themselves once again enmeshed in debates about race and politics; at least that’s the case if you read some of the blogs rippling across the state. The nasty war of words between Clinton, Obama, and their surrogates over race shocked, insulted, and/or disappointed black voters.

That's it I am voting Hilary.

the back cover of issue #20 of The North Avenue Review, an independent student newspaper/zine i used to work on in college.

and here's a gem from issue #12

D-AMN!

that is very fucking good.

oh i have some architectural question for you

maybe i'll post a thread

Obama Wins South Carolina Primary





COLUMBIA, S.C. — Senator Barack Obama won a commanding victory over Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton in the South Carolina Democratic primary on Saturday, drawing a wide majority of black support and one-quarter of white voters in a contest that sets the stage for a multistate fight for the party’s presidential nomination.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/us...hp&oref=slogin

lolz^

I am voting for Hillary for Lezident.

mother fuck! im looking for a stream to watch the debate online but no dice.

the debate was very cordial, and more attacks on mccain and the republicans, hillary had the best line on that

obama really did well, impressed me very much, like both of them and fortunate that i can't vote between them on the 12th cause it's hard

they are posting clips here

http://www.cnn.com/video/

im for obama. he stands up for what he believes while hillary, while being very competent, follows the current.

we still need a BLP