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Yeah, you're sort of right but I just kept imagining her naked while chatting to her. Even that wasn't too sexy, but ya know. Best to make the best of a bad lot and all that. She has a weird mouth. |
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i didn't get to chat to her, i just got introduced and then she had to run off to the toilet. it was the same day that the news of the world had her on the front page for drugs. |
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Do you find this happening a lot when being introduced to people? Sounds worrying. |
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she lookes like a tightassed hag. sexy?? well everyone likes different things-- whip-wielding dominatrixes (spelling?) are not my thing. |
never noticed it before, but if i either make people shit themselves or piss themselves, or come in their pants then i'm not that bothered, it could be quite amusing.
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I wonder if the plural of dominatrix is dominatri? Either way, here's another one of 'Nuclear' Wintour that never fails to give me the horn:  And here's a picture of Chris Martin pretending to be poor:  |
I'd rather eat apples than call my children such ''organic'' names.
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dominatras? dominatres? i really never went past page 5 of my latin book. |
On the subject of echo warriors, anyone who spends their time emphatically reminding others about those issues is a complete and utter twat.
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christ no. but whatever makes you happy. we won't even have to fight for her! |
I dunno, celebs are great at getting to the real heart of a problem. Far better than so called experts or politicians. As for me, I'm gonna adopt me a little african baby to parade around Wimbledon Village with. I'm gonna keep it hungry though. Don't want to pollute it with our corrupt Western values. I wanna respect its culture.
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You ought to also have dreadlocks, smoke pot and wear Jamaican clothes to show the world that you really care because, you know, that's what black people do all the time. They don't happen to be lawyers, doctors, nurses etc, no, they all spend the time smoking pot and talking bollocks in the same language, 'cause they all come from the same place and have this super-power that allows them to speak all the same language, no matter what continent they are from.
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hey, it's not the age, it's the tight mouth and cunty facial expression and that tense body language. i like women more plump and with a cheery disposition. you know-- relaxed, happy, fucky.  oh i bet she's great in the sack now this is a bit, wow, beyond my limits. |
Very good point Sarramkrop. Success is after all a Western bourgeois construct supported solely by dead white Europeans. But so long as we can't limbo dance like our tinted brethren, will we ever REALLY be happy? I think not. I mean look at these little fellows. Through liberal Western eyes, they're just some poor little 'fricans, but look at those cheeky smiles. I NEVER smile like that, and I'm fuckin' LOADED.
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erm .. cunty facial expression-phobe |
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Haha but you aren't being told to smile for a butter sandwich. |
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