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You: fancy seeing you here
Stranger: its 0.25 where i live
You: 5 minutes too late to get high
Stranger: i like grapes
You: who doesn;t?
You: grapes rule
Stranger: donno
Stranger: after pineapples
You: donuts?
Stranger: pies
Stranger: :D
You: furpie?
Stranger: cream... pie..... ASKLFHKLAS
Stranger: cheesepie
Stranger: mudcake
You: jus dont dunk her head in the toilet whilst yr ballsdeep in her asshole
Stranger: what the fuck :D?
Stranger: ill try to remember that
You: good advice
You: she needs to breathe too
You: we are all alive
Stranger: next time i have ballsdeep analsex with a WOMAN
You: with whatever
Stranger: :D
You: dogs don;t like it either
You: ;)
Stranger: horses?
You: MILF's however, they take anything as long as you pay them attention
Stranger: id like to know
Stranger: i dont want to hurt my horsey
You: dirty sanchez that equine
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You: have you ever used a ouija board?

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Stranger: Hi :3
You: hi
Stranger: are you zul?
You: are you kul?
Stranger: DISAPPROVING CONDESCENSION
You: ok
You: fault
You: is mine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: its ok
You: ok
Stranger: just get in the kitchen
Stranger: and make me a sandwhich
You: make tacos instead?
Stranger: ... alright
You: good
Stranger: but they better rock my world
Stranger: or no oxygen for you
You: they will... i put rat poison in them
Stranger: oooohh my favorite
You: i expected so
Stranger: the rat poison gives them an extra kick
You: gives me a kick
You: i'm into necrophilia
Stranger: ooohh
Stranger: sexy
You: yes you will be
You: once you finish your tacos
Stranger: *eats teh tacos*
You: take you clothes off first
Stranger: *dies*
You: saves me time
Stranger: tooo late
You: ugh
Stranger: i'm a ghost nao
You: well then you can watch
Stranger: kinky
You: it is
Stranger: bow chicka bow wow?
You: but now its going to take me 10 minutes to get yr clothes off
You: and clean you up
Stranger: sorry
You: you just had to go and shit yourself when you died
You: damnit
Stranger: it was the taco's iswear
You: its partly the poison's fault
Stranger: well ya
You: but the strong ones can hold it in
Stranger: i bunched that in with the taco
Stranger: sorry
You: to be honest
You: i'm kind of really tired
You: i was hoping you wouldn't be a shitter
You: we might just have to wait til tomorrow
Stranger: well, I can't very well do it over and NOT shit myself can I
You: well i suppose not
You: its not 100% your fault
Stranger: poor planning on your part
You: and you didn't know i had a long day
You: ah, just unlucky circumstance really
Stranger: and to think
Stranger: if we got married, this could all be better
You: well if we got married now
You: ... i don't actually know where we could
Stranger: vegas baby
Stranger: just prop me us and say i do
You: is Elvis gonna realize you are morte?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sumnglasses
You: I don't know, he seems sharp
Stranger: well..... fine
Stranger: Oh shit Its Death
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: i'm tired damnit
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^ best one yet?

probably.

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Stranger: The
You: cat
Stranger: You just ended Storytime™, way to go, maybe you meant to? Here's the deal, you say one word at a time and try to continue a story back and forth. If you say anything like "Hello", or anything that can not continue the story, then Storytime™ is over. Storytime™ also ends with any egregious errors in syntax or grammar. And fuck THE GAME, btw. Next time you come across me, try playing along. It's fun!
Stranger: ops
Stranger: oops
Stranger: :)
Stranger: sorry my bad this time
You: you ruined it
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: ok
You: you?
You: there's a crack in my ceiling
You: i worry about rodents
You: and i have herpes
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Stranger: heyy.
You: hi
Stranger: waddup?
You: nuddin
You: you?
Stranger: ahaha, nice. and not much.
You: do you have a sister?
Stranger: yeah, i do.
You: younger or older?
Stranger: younger.
You: a lot younger, or old enough to chill with?
Stranger: a lot.
You: infant?
Stranger: toddler.
You: she cry a lot?
Stranger: naah.
You: so she looks like she'll be cool when she's older?
Stranger: uhh, i guess so?
You: what color is her hair
Stranger: black.
You: what color are her feet?
Stranger: ...white?
You: what color is her meat?
Stranger: excuse me?
You: it rhymes with feet
Stranger: ohh, aha.
You: i'd guess red, if you cut her open
Stranger: nice.
You: which i'm not suggesting you do
Stranger: yup.
You: but you know... if it came down to starvation in a wilderness
You: she would likely have the most tender flesh
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Hahhaa, Dave, if you said that stuff to me, I'd be so freaked out.

if i found out you were from SYG, it'd lean more sexual than cannibalistic

hahaha

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Stranger: hi there where u from
You: are you from syg.
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: that's a shame
Stranger: where u from
You: syg
You: you?
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You: i needa pee
Stranger: Duuuude.
You: open ya mouth
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Stranger: hello
You: horny?
Stranger: you a guy or girl
You: girl, you?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: so depends, are you?
You: unsure, anything you can do to help sway me
Stranger: oh yeah? whatre you doing
You: just sitting on here, bored
Stranger: yeah me too
Stranger: how old are you? btw
You: 20, you?
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: 21
Stranger: making sure you arent like 15 lol
Stranger: soooo im bored
You: if I were 15, I'd be much more obnoxious
Stranger: thats true
You: and all OMG I R ON INTERNET
Stranger: OMGZ, lol
You: lolz
Stranger: so what do youw ant to do
You: not sure, anything in mind?
Stranger: no clue
Stranger: im on looking at porn actually, lol... lame
You: what kind of porn?
Stranger: idk just normal girl meets random guy and fucks him... totally nonbelievable situation
You: I prefer more exciting porn
Stranger: buti havent gotten any in a while so ive gotta get off somehow
Stranger: oh yeah like what?
You: sometimes some light bondage stuff, like one girl tying down another
Stranger: yeah thats good stuff
Stranger: i prefer the real stuff though
You: real bondage?
Stranger: no, real sex haha
Stranger: i havent ever done any bondage
You: ah, when in a moment of passion, a little pain can be a great thing
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you like bondage?
You: what's the craziest thing you've done while fucking?
Stranger: um, i havent done too much crazy stuff, just i guess slapping and stuff like that
Stranger: what about you
You: my ex boyfriend was pretty kinky
Stranger: what did you two do there
You: some mild stuff, handcuffs, tying each other down, hot wax, my ass
Stranger: oh yeah? you like anal or what?
You: not all the time, but when it feels right I'm usually up for it
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: this talk is just getting me kinda hard haha
You: haha really?
Stranger: haaha yeah
You: you weren't hard already from the porn?
Stranger: i was just looking around at it, i didnt find anything good yet
You: but I've been good then?
Stranger: not too bad ;)
Stranger: do you like to suck dick?
You: I do, but I prefer more adventurous things for the guy too
Stranger: like what
You: well
You: my old boyfriend always liked this
You: I'd suck it for a bit to moisten it, right?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, what happens when it's moistened the urethra itself tends to open up a bit more
Stranger: where are you goin here
You: well, I have this really thin steel rod that I'd put in there to stimulate his dick internally, while still licking his balls
You: it helped make him ejaculate more
Stranger: idk too much about that
You: never tried it?
Stranger: no i havent
You: would you let me put it in your urethra?
Stranger: only you
You: why not try it on yourself?
Stranger: idk, i'd rather a girl's touch
You: it might be best to practice on yourself first though, since you can control it better.
You: oh god, if you did that I'd probably make a puddle in my chair!
You: *did I just say that? *
Stranger: ohhh jeez
You: ???
Stranger: i dont have a metal rod to try on though
You: pens can work too, the rod was a bit thicker than that
Stranger: oh jeez, thats pretty big
You: it's the stretch that makes it feel so good, apparently. especially since the tip on a pen is so thin and it thickens. it's for beginners, I suppose
Stranger: hm
Stranger: how about i just try normal jerking it for now?
You: this is an example of what I'm talking about http://tinyurl.com/2pr8m7
You: see how much he's enjoying it?
Stranger: yeah, idk right now though
Stranger: is that the only thing to get you off right now?
You: to be honest, it would help a lot. Once you get used to something like that, a guy doing that for you normal masturbation will never turn you on the same way
Stranger: well im just going to start stroking my cock, and ill see what that turns to
You: that's cool
Stranger: whatre you doing
You: watching that video I sent you
You: something so hot about it
Stranger: you touching yourself at all or no?
You: a bit, might need to watch some more porn though. I've never had it happen to me, but something about one girl pissing in another's mouth really gets me off too
Stranger: thats pretty intense
You: I'd also love to piss in a guy's mouth
Stranger: alright thats not something im down with lol
You: :( would you atleast piss in mine?
Stranger: sure if you want
You: I wonder what your piss tastes like
Stranger: you should be wondering what my cock tastes like
You: all cocks tastes, basically, the same. but there are so many dynamics to the piss taste
Stranger: wierd
Stranger: what do you look like? do you have a pic?
You: I have one, but I don't know how to share them on here
Stranger: you can download it on www.imageshack.us
Stranger: and send me the link
You: okay
You: one second
You: do you have a pic too?
Stranger: im sure i could find one
You: cool, send one as well so I'm not left all alone here :)
Stranger: k
You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/133...419e8f11da.jpg did this work?
Stranger: yes :)
You: haha cool
You: now you!
Stranger: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9756/photo2yyk.jpg
Stranger: does that work?
You: do I click it?
Stranger: copy and paste
You: ah okay
You: sorry, I'm not very good at the internet heh
Stranger: lol
You: you're cute, but you have a strangely scared look in your eyes or something haha
Stranger: lol, i was just watching tv
Stranger: you look good too
You: nooooo *hides face in embarrassment*
Stranger: yes you do!
Stranger: i'd fuck you
You: what else would you do?
Stranger: and not be ashamed
You: talk to me dirty
Stranger: hm i would start with your tits
Stranger: what size are they?
Stranger: ?
You: they're only Cs, nothing massive
Stranger: well then if you arent too keen on then
Stranger: i would work my way down to your pussy, and go to town, eating away... then i would tease you with my cock, around your pussy...
Stranger: work my cock up to your mouth, and force it in your mouth, let you suck me for a little bit, before i come... i would put it in your pussy and let you ride me until im done... then i will pee in your mouth if you want, lol
You: would you let me spit that piss on your face after? that'd be so hot
Stranger: i dont think so, sorry
You: this sounds like it's much more about you than it is about me
Stranger: what would you want to do to me then
You: hmmm, something about seeing a man in a submissive position does a lot for me, would you let me tie you to a bed?
Stranger: sure
You: =) what if I had you on your stomach so that I could rub your back with some of my oils (and some of my pussy juices)?
Stranger: sounds good
You: could I atleast try putting on my strap on and giving you some pleasure too?
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: male
You: 2
You: years old
Stranger: nice
You: touching my pee pee
You: mommy took my diaper off hours ago
You: her mistake
Stranger: I'm 100.1/yes/internet
You: i've been cumming all over her parental mags
You: haha she's gonna be so pissed at me
Stranger: lol
You: i bet she won't even nurse me tomorrow
You: no titties for me tomorrow
You: squash for sure
Stranger: lol
You: i don't give a fuck
You: i'm gonna leave a nice yellow shit on her pillow
Stranger: lol
You: that'll learn her to keep diapers in stock
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: georgia
You: u?
Stranger: jp
You: jurassic park?
Stranger: Japan :(
You: oh :-(
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You: hey

Stranger: can u make me wet in 2 mins?

You: in a second, even

Stranger: fuck yeah go fr it

You: *throws a bucket of water over your head*

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Vulva...you are a God

LOL!!!!

hahaha

'fuck yeah go fr it'

hehe