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Originally Posted by Glice

I'm sure we've had this thread before, but I was just listening to something and was reminded of "Glice's unforgivable musical crimes

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Originally Posted by Glice

#1 - Children's choirs".

the icks, indeed

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Originally Posted by Glice

Also, moustaches in rock.

there goes comets on fire. didn't watt sport a handlebar tache too for a while? and john bonham?

die in a fire

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Originally Posted by Glice

Also, bass solos outside of The Who's 'My generation'

no. there is led zeppelin's the lemon song and chris squire of yes and that tiny chick from melt banana she can solo all she wants and mingus eats your babies alive

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Originally Posted by Glice

Also, liking/ being Frank Zappa.

tithead. watch him kill the fucking douchebags dead. by the way robert novak finally kicked the bucket a couple of days ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc

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Originally Posted by Glice

Obviously, this is by no means exhaustive. Why not join in?

ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioQd9jlN_9A

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Originally Posted by pinkstation

I would actually love to have a copy of "Hits are for Squares." Thurston and Lee have, on multiple interviews, said that its the most rare and obscure SY release ever. No copies were ever even given to the band to sell on their site, and neither of them had ever seen one or met anyone who had ever seen one.

I SAW ONE, I SAW ONE!

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

I SAW ONE, I SAW ONE!

WHERE?

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Starbucks?

I should have asked which one?

Kid Rock even mentioning sweet home alabama

mentioning it is bad enough, but this is well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjvpGt4r44

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no. there is led zeppelin's the lemon song

Which is shit.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and chris squire of yes

Who is shit

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and that tiny chick from melt banana she can solo all she wants

But doesn't, quite rightly

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and mingus eats your babies alive

Which is an upright bass - I perhaps should've specified electric bass.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioQd9jlN_9A

I watched two rival morris gangs have a brawl outside a bar recently. There was about 20 men with beards and proper beer bellys throwing stools at each other. Brutal.

The Wooden Shjips live. They win my coveted "Most Boring Live Band Alive" award.

Making my generation emo since 2005

Whispering Bob have my 'dullest band ever' crown.

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Originally Posted by Glice

I watched two rival morris gangs have a brawl outside a bar recently. There was about 20 men with beards and proper beer bellys throwing stools at each other. Brutal.

Quoted for sheer awesomeness. You never get this sort of action in London.

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Quoted for sheer awesomeness. You never get this sort of action in London.

I really enjoy morris dancing. I mean, I know it's considered the epitome of English silliness, but it's brilliantly silly. I wish I could find some of the fellas I saw at this festival earlier this year - they had the absolutely massive logs and were properly giving it some cunt.

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Originally Posted by Glice

Which is shit. Who is shit

But doesn't, quite rightly

Which is an upright bass - I perhaps should've specified electric bass.

I watched two rival morris gangs have a brawl outside a bar recently. There was about 20 men with beards and proper beer bellys throwing stools at each other. Brutal.

throwing stools?

monkeys can fucking do that

your sense of national pride eludes me, but eh!

Italy national anthem.

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Originally Posted by pinkstation

DEAR GOD
Where at?

Grand Rapids, MI. Of all fucking places.

I totally didn't think anything of it at the time. "oh hay sonic youth, cool... oh hay here's my overpriced yuppie beverage, cool."