There are legions of twats in polo shits and khaki pants here in southern california. All of them are small business owners and they're the biggest twats you could ever find. For instance, they're mostly all libertarian born again christians. You might also catch them on their blackberries with a stupid hands-free cell phone clipped to their ear.

thank you, i got it.


"the old in out in out."

where to begin, really!

The pant legs tucked into those boots really sold me...

If I were a dude, I'd have a flaming erection right about now.

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aaaaa haaa haaaa haaaa oooooooohhhhh....

that was good. that was fucking good. that was probably even better than when you put a moustache on everyone. well no, there's the issue of quantity. but by itself, this shit wins!

I like how he managed to work in yellow lettering! My most hated of all colors!
A most excellent burn.

the best part is that your face does NOT read "hakuna matata" at all! More like "gonnakillya matata!"

MSpaint's still got it.

i love how suburban kids think its cool to wear north faces.

you're going to fucking school, not climbing a mountain.

9/10 kids at my school have a north face fleece, backpack, coat, gloves, and hat

^yr from STL? me too, what HS you go to?

eh! everyone wants to be disaster-ready!

ha haaa haaa! the beck lp!

Now this, my friends, is where we cross the line from "hilarious" to "unholy."


Well done, robot. Well done.

is your school anywhere near a mountain?

har. beck.

Buy a longer jacket that covers you ass. I refuse to have a short jacket ever again. I value a dry bum after sitting outside in the winter.

My main jacket is kinda grey green with all sorts of pockets.

The other has no pocket (big thumbs down) and it's fairly awesome besides that fact that the hood is pointy and looks all black KKK.