I stole one of these.

Back in '99 I stole a whole SHITLOAD of awesome vintage but horribly out of tune guitars. Some really cool ones but also some broken looking pieces of shit....

haha.

from sonic youth?

I had to google that. And I still have no idea what it is!

sure, stolen xanax for all

try some stolen ambien if you want to buy shit online and blow your leg off with a shotgun

try some stolen ritalin if you want to write a treatise on solitude and search for bootlegs that don't exist while chatting up some bitch who pretends to like Brainbombs

try some stolen oxycodone if you want to become a puddle within a puddle

try some stolen dramamine if you want to jam out but instead end up tuning your guitar for four hours while chatting up some mermaid who pretends to be real

but really, drugs aren't as fun as all that

In truth, I'm a little disappointed with it.

police and thieves in the streets.....

A ton of underwear/shirts from the mall when I was like 13 (and other odds and ends - my friend put a vibrator in my purse for me once. Didn't last very long, though)
Music online.

pbradley? pbradley? Has it finally happened?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...208932583.html

music (oh piracy <3 i love you so)
food (i hope y'all are familiar with the concept of dine 'n' dash)

i'm not badass.

my first thing I ever stole: "Gatorade Gum"


after that, waaaay too much to mention, but finally got caught / stopped when I was about 14. For a while I was a clepto w/ my brothers and it became a sport.

Hahaha,

ambien is my shit. I always tell people if you want to have the most fucked-up trip ever, take ambien and make a friend wake you up when you fall asleep.

Ha ha ha, must be someone else.

Because I will never sell my stuffed penguin collection.

if trips are measured by comparing the amount of fucked up shit that happens to the absolute limit of how fucked up shit can get, then finding that one's shit has fallen way over that line, that jeff buckley did not sing in a choir of women at one's bedside, that the chairs didn't shake and colors change... i suppose my greatest trip ever was an overdose just short of coma, the result of taking ambien after taking enough ambien to forget taking it, then forgetting over and over ad nauseum

it just proves that it's possible to remain ignorant of the opera even as one's ass blows out the aria

I steal hearts.

you stole mine.

<3satanas

<3topcat/crayons

let's get gay married.