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glice likes to use his powers for the betterment of humanity. and by that, I mean, teaching humanity how to dress.
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she does, and since you can't come up with something truly creative and witty I'll wait for a better turd to tard war with. |
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You're the angry one.
But I don't wanna laugh because I feel bad when I laugh at shitty people. |
I've just heard the head of a small puppy being chopped off and dropping on the floor.
LAUGH KNOX! LAUGH! |
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I am not feeling witty today. I am not feeling witty, today. Is that comma supposed to be poetic? |
So I'm sitting on the Bus in Seattle, in that seat in the back that faces sideways. This lady has her dog on the bus.
Well the dog is farting up a storm, loudly, and it was the most rancid smelling gas I have ever had the displeasure to inhale. Well a seat closer to the front, and upwind opens, and I gladly grab it. BOOOF, the dog rips another one. I hear this lady say "Now Blue, stop farting." As if the dog even could if it even understood what she was saying. This totally cool black guy says "Yep, every families gotta have a scapegoat." The whole back of the bus starting laughing at her! |
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if there was no puppy, then i suggest antipsychotic medicine. if there was a puppy and you did that, i suggest calling the authorities. if that is all you could come up with and you think it makes you sound funny, then i suggest improving certain aspects of your life. |
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read up. stop spreading bullshit. |
knox, sweetheart, I have to get back to work now. Besides you are FUCKING DULL in your replies, so I am now more bored at work than I was before. Call yourself a proper bitch.
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I almost answered this thread with "three years outbound, on the back of Quetzalcoatl", but I didn't want to let you in on my secret.
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man i love to be called a proper bitch. but generally by someone straight and sexy. nevermind. |
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that's three response in this thread since her last. she's either not dull enough or yr trying to hard to make her dislike you. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJEVzVyqCVI my favorite trailer. "Just call it Q..." |
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I used to never think about death, ever. I knew I wanted to go to Hell because that's where all my friends would be. Still do.
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