I was specifically referring to the 'AS SOON AS I'M OF AGE, OF COURSE' part.

i can't tell if i should keep this conversation serious or not.

i'd like to, but i'm worried i'm going to look like an asshole.

I'd prefer it if we both looked like assholes. Plus it'd make me feel closer to you.

not thinking not entity despite what you'd like to believe. boo hoo.

I think it was. Saw it on TV once.
It didn't work out in the end.

I'm not the one who makes it out to be that way. Feminists are.

They clearly didn't put as much love into it as I would. I would have given it all of the love.

Which feminist is this honey pie? Specifically. A name. Just once, a verified claim. Go on sweetheart. Just this once, doll. For me.

This one. As you can see she was arrested for talking rubbish.

She looks to me more like she's being escorted away from something alarming, like perhaps a particularly insouciant cloth-capped Marxist :rolleyes:

ha ha, i see your parodies both here and in the israel thread, and they are excellent, but beware of them turning into full-on contagion, and who wants brain flu?

meanwhile-- très bien, esquire, etc. etc.

No doubt the fevered ravings of said rabid marxist affected her temperment most calamitously, and the Queen's officers were required to box the scruffians ears to bring halt to his indecent unrest. :D

You know who's worse than the women? INTELLECTUALS

They make me wanna ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i wanna be an intellectual so i can make you ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and rob all yo' shit. what a power to have.

yes, that would be interesting.

for intellectual purposes, i'll be calling my boobs entities from now on.

 

campmor.com has been selling this for years--I gotta assume it works (or people are just too embarassed to return it).

Man, Jigglypuff can do that shit too. I'd much rather be a Jigglypuff.

its for when you are camping.

I dont feel guilty about the way I view women. At all. I know this is unpopular, but I am a bit of a dick. There is a difference between a man and a pushover.

To say all women, or all men, is just totally ill-informed. The fact is that, most of the millenieum generation or genx men never had an one-up in the gender war.

Many who fight in the gender war are fighting imagined battles in their heads. Many women of the Eisenhower generation led very good lives thank you very much.

And can I just say that grabbing a woman by the vagina can be a hilariously entertaining spectacle for all? Case in point: