They both stared hard at Beck.

Beck resumed cleaning the cat, this time with his tounge, "UHRghmm?"

Kim watched in astonishment as he did that.

Coco walked into the kitchen and affectionately ruffled Beck's hair.

"Hmmm..." Said Thurston, "All we need now is Thom Yorke to appear, magically."

There was a flash of light and a puff of smoke, and Beck found himself licking Thom Yorke's left earlobe.

"I like that!", said Thom. "mmmm".

"Hmmm..." said Thurston, as Beck stood there bewilderedly licking thin air, "Thom, have you come here to play Jesus, to the lepers in your head; well, it's too late, tonight, to cast the past out into the light, we're one; but we're not the same, we get to carry each other, carry each other, one."

thom yorke's magic appearance confirmed that thurston was indeed the reincarnation of


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"Fuck Bono!!!", shouted Coco.

Everyone stared at Coco, as she tried to reprise her performance from SYR 4: Goodbye 20th Century, Voice Piece for Soprano, as written by Yoko Ono.

Bono, shocked by the scary noise, wet his pants.

Thom Yorke was surprised that Bono was there too, as usually when he is magically summoned by Thurston Moore, he is only followed by his fan club; Follow Me Around; but today was different; Thom could feel it.

"I wet myself", whimpered Bono.

Bono said nothing more, and ran out the house in hysterics.

'Achtung Bono' cried Thurston, to warn the neighbours.

Then a flying saucerlike object came and gobbled up the house.

Inside the flying saucer was Roy Wood, leader of the 70s rock band Wizzard.

They stayed with Roy for two weeks till....

No one, not even the cat, could remember what had happened in th preceding fortnight.