it's a coat and a half.

i'll only need to wear half of it, so we can share it if you want.

how do you wear half a coat?

by not wearing all of it?

you put only one arm in

well two people might stretch it

you look pretty skinny, although i doubt both of us would fit in it.

you could suck in.

i don't think there's much to suck in.

i have a couple of coats of my own anyway.

yeah but they're not crushed velvet, are they?

no, but i'm not sure crushed velvet goes with my other stuff anyway.

i don't own any coats.

you live in florida.

yeah, but i still know folks here who own all these nice coats. but they never wear them.

What's the point in owning a coat if you're not going to wear it?

I've been sleeping nude since I was 12 or 13...just don't see the point in PJs...I prefer I nice heavy comforter, even in the summertime.

I like sleeping in boxers and shirtless.

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
Marilyn Monroe

I thought that you didn't post on threads that flop.

*runs through a green field*

Ha! That reminds me of the "I'm Alan Partridge" DVD menu of him running through the english meadows.

I rescued many threads that flop.