Yeah, Or I could be metal man, but it'll end up being foil man.

foil man gets you free burritos at chipotle

If I were foil man, I would not be able to go to a microwave.

maybe you should be "microwave safe container man" then.

or "mostaciolli man"

Nah there is no fun with that.

maybe for you. i get to tear you to pieces with my teeth.

Now why would you want to do that?

I'm just going to wear a suit and let people make up who I am supposed to be. Someone from Sparks?

A glitter suit, and you can be Liberace.

Nah, I'm not buying a new suit.

Well just add glue and a lot of sprinkles to it.

But then I cannot go to weddings, funerals, and all the inbetweens without looking like an eccentric and homosexual pianist.

then he'll look like a donut.

well, only if adds one type of color.

you meant sparkles or glitter.

glitter, there we go, sorry I spaced out.

I'm not even considering it, mmmkay?

who wouldn't want to go to a funeral looking like liberace?

and i was sereious.