On a serious note though....if you can pull off some free overseas postage at work then post me some of those pens. They sound neat.....Please....

hah, crucial yes
central
fundamental
the foundation of...
inseparable (sorta)
the basis of...
kernel
nucleus, nuclear
elemental (no, no witchcraft)
i don't know, can you provide a sentence? really...

i'm just waking up btw. seem to have missed most of the point of this thread.

Well where the fuck were you YESTERDAY, when it mattered?

Useless bastard.

Ooh, I've got these Parker pens, they've got sleek silver metal barrels, and they're retractable, and they're gel rollers, and they write smooth as silk. It nearly makes note-taking orgasmic.

If I send you these pens, you will have to lease me your soul.

hah hah sorry, i was resting at home from the long drive across 4 or 5 red states. no internet at home. but for fee, i can be hired as a consultant. $1000 buys you 10 five-minute calls per month :D

For that price, you'd better be a fuckin teleprophet.

Or a really good dirty talker.

exactly ;)

Please - why settle for the phone when you can get one of these?



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I just wanted an excuse to post that again.

You can do both simultaneously, you know.

i wish that had existed when i had a girlfriend that lived half across the globe. unix "talk" was good enough back in the day :D

oh and it wasn't an "internet girlfriend". it was a real situation. we just had to make up for the time between visits. with that kind of experience, you understand why the charges are so high. :D

You can't save face now.

hah hah i know.

but if you've ever racked up a $1000-a-month long-distance bill you'll understand why the internet came so "handy"

as the saying goes, distance makes the boner grow longer, or something like that :D

cmon, nobody's going to make a joke at my expense? hurry up already! :D

(on second thought-- maybe this is just TOO embarrassing to be funny... :eek:)

Well, it would be rude to rub it in to be honest. I'm more concerned about getting my free pens. How long would this lease of the soul be exaclty?

You only have one soul, and I thought Satan got dibs on that some time ago.

Nah...he kept bugging me for but I gave him a photocopy of my soul. He seemed to buy it.

Well, now you're untrustworthy. Deal's off.