Sebastian.

That's a cool name, it reminds me of the crab on Little Mermaid :)

Bryan. I think most of you already knew this though...

Thank you. I'm named after Sebastian in The Tempest, by Mr Shakespeare.

I'm Abraham. My wife's name is Sarah. I'm having an affair with my handmaid because Sarah is barren as the desert.

I guess that's one way of putting it.

Don't forget to tell the Pharoah she's just your sister though...

Emmanuel

how very fuckin dare you.
my name is Jeremiah - my friends call me Jerry but you dont get to call me anything you twat. i'm named after my grandfather who like me is probably the most un-biblical person in all of Judea.
can you actually be serious making a statemet like this when your name is
"Josh. or Joshua. I don't care really"

oh yr so lax... i dont mind call me Josh or Joshua of like whatevvverrr....

how about i call you Twatface?

you've just been Miah-fied by the Great Prophet JEREMIAH.

suck it up bitch.

Geez, chill out, I'm not attacking you... you can't help it your name is Jeremiah. Take that one up with your parents.

i dont think you get this mate.
i have no reason to take this up with my Dad as i happen to like the name.
it gets dickheads backs up (like your good self Josh-u-whatever)
and makes for great conversation down at sunday school.

I hate to break this too you, but I just don't care about what you are saying. I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say :)

that makes 2 of us.

nothing like a good stick figure fight to cheer everyone up...

yeah..

i feel better now, sorry man!

peace and sonic bubbles.

it's all in good fun... if anybody actually took anything seriously on here, I could do nothing but pity them :)

Künchlijoerstverst is my real name.

Eric

LPB, is that roadkill?