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Thanks Ollie!

oh there's another one

whatcha makin', ollie?
EGGOS!
thanks, ollie.

how you beating the heat ollie?
SWIMMIN HOLE!
thanks ollie.

what's the scene from up there ollie?
ERRBODY LOOK LIKE ANTS!
thanks, ollie.


that's it. my son will be named ollie.

http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Ollie_Williams

there are some dialogues on there

I don't smoke anything. I don't ever feel the need for something to aid me as I alter the doors of my perception.

Tom: "I can't figure out how to check my email from home"
Ollie: "Did you check your TCP/IP settings?"
Tom: "Yes, I did Ollie"
Ollie: "Enable cookies?"
Tom: "Yes, Ollie"
Ollie: "You want this dog?"
Tom: "No, thank you, Ollie."

Hahaha.

I'm of legal age. I can fuck whoever I please in Minnesota. I'm not jail bait.

fuck off now pls. kthx.

parry-riposte

so in keeping on with our previous conversation, my other favourite is bruce. i imagine hayden speaking like him.

OHHH HAAAAAY! yall said my naaaame! welcome to our meetin here at the skyeeeewl.

friends don't let friends smoke .php.

word

We've got some cookiesss and some juice and fresh coffee. Everybody likes a snack.

Bruce is fabulous too.

the retarded cop from american dad is my fav
hey guys..

hahaha
ooooh but thats gon give me eleven items. i hope its alright if i pay in penniesss.

aunt beru?

I'm sorry I's pulled ya'lls legs. I'm just a little excited cause I met somebody today! Someone in the bookstore! Someone who likes the same kind a literature I do! Oh and the adventure begins again!

oh nooooooo!
i knoooooow!

nope, rules is rulesss.

ahahaha

i do the voice better than anyone

now, what am i gonna put back? I need the reynolds wrap.

it's okay, i'll just go to the convenience store down the street. it's a little more expensive, but i like to help out a small business.

its good because you're basically just quoting lines at each other and yet its so entertaining. is there room for another one in your cell?

Oh, fuck off.

once my mom was eating a cake i made at like 3 AM in the kitchen and i creeped up and did the bruce voice...the creepy one like when he's jaws
"oh hey. i see you there enjoyin' that cake i made. mmmm yummy." etc etc

"and look! it's diane wiest."

oh yeh? what else?

Owen, he can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have gone....it means so much to him.

Haha. That's funny.

I like that male new reporter too.

"Look, I'm turning down the thermostat. See Diane's erect nipples tonight at 10."

when peter falls off the bar on top of joan cusack and stuffs her into a mailbox.
haha tom tucker
"coming up, diane's weight!"

Remember when Peter gave up drinking for crack?

yes.

what the hell are you doing?
crack.
where'd you get crack.
from blacks.
what the fuck?
yeah, behind black's hardware store. there's a white guy selling it.

GUB'MENT TOOK MY BAAAAYYYYBAAAH

Did you bring back the tv?

Nope. Sold it for crack.

haha when the asian reporter humps david bowie's leg

or when those two old timey moustached dudes come out of nowhere and lift weights and talk about calisthenics

when i was a pothead (14-17ish18ish) id smoke anywhere from a couple g's to a half ounce a day. now i never smoke pot, after a while it started to have all the negative effects on me (parnaoia, self conciousness, munchies, lethargy) and none of the good (relaxation, gigglyness, decreased inhitibition, increased sensual awareness). i pretty much got bored with all drugs by the time i was 19, painpills, smack, coke, e, acid, mushies, i used to do em all, but then just started to bore, didnt gimme a thrill. now i go for a drink on the weekends but thats about it.

I don't need drugs. Just coffee and beer.

coffee beer and cigs are the only drugs i still consume, well, bacardi rum too.

Yeah, once in a while wine, though it tends to give me a slight headache. And rum once in a while.

The problem with beer is, it tends to make me tired.

maybe not tired but sleepy-- that's what hops do. hops are a well-known sleeping aid. that's why beer is so "relaxing".

if you need stimulation-- try absinthe?

re: headache. try an organic wine. you could be allergic to sulphites. i love red truck-- organic, delicious, and on sale for $6 at my local supermarket.



i got a few bottles of red truck petit syrah that fucking rules. and for $6, one just can't say no.

Hops are related to the cannibis family, no?

I drink beer for the taste. I love the flavor (and the aroma, palate, all of it) of very good, heavy beers, like Belgian ales. If they made that kind non-alcoholic, I'd still drink it--though most beer fans will tell you that the alcohol is also part of the taste.

no idea about the hops-pot connection, except as a quasi-anagram (a mute h and s is before t and oh never mind).


anyway hm beer without alcohol tastes mostly terrible, with the exception of some german beer-- beck's drive or something? passable-- and that guinness alternate what kaliber or something, i forget.

but i was referring to the beer makign you tired.

last night i had a couple of whiskey sours the first was gonna send me to bed the 2nd/3rd (it was a long one) kept me awake for a couple of hours. i tend to get wired w/ booze.