To secretly commit suicide in a thread titled "2 and a half men season 2"

the question is-- are they surrounded by meat curtains shaped like a giant manta ray?

the answer is: "yes and they are made from prosciutto".



ps: verme I saw that, you fucking deleter. I love you like men love their mothers. now shut up and show us yr tits.

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mmmm... prosciutto curtains!

no wonder verme is offering you melons

you two kids have fun and please keep the pollution to a minimum

Can I hate you for other reasons then?

I'd like the Euro wing of SYG to challenge the US wing to a drinking contest. That's it. You wasn't expecting anything more than that from me, was you?

^^^^ HAHAHA GIRLGUN WOULD BURY YOU.


that's what I'm here for. be my guest.

I didn't say I'd win - in fact, I would seriously enjoy getting into a slobbering mess and annoying the US boardies with my tuneless renditions of classic "hits". Bring it on, say I. :)

you got yourselves some serious competiton

oh, its SO on. i can drink for days. im already dead.
but after the US wins (thx to gungirl, satan & me) i want to come party with u Euro wankers, im one of u down to the cockles of my heart, innit?

if by 'classic hits' u mean some ABBA, im there!

fixed

ha. i edited and fixed at same time. evil minds think alike me thinks.

Yes! My "S.O.S" has been known to reduce people to tears of rage. Hi five!

*hi-fives the zombie-belle*

Awesome!!! :D

That takes care of one of my boardie desires ;)

Tell me about it. And I haven't forgotten that I once rashly promised to get the drinks in for you. D'oh!

*applies for loan for "educational research"*

i'm going to go get shitfaced

i'll let you know how much my tab was when i sober up


LATER HATERS

glice? is that you??

Anyone who can't hold their liquor during said contest will have to be
locked in a room where I am singing "Waterloo" over and over. Per request I may switch over to some Duran Duran.

I'm in. You'll have a skilled sideman in me, Melly. ;)

I most sincerely look forward to being yr first victim.

my physiology prevents me from drinking too much before synaptic collapse.

I hope that nobody minds me mainlining battery acid instead.


WUT?

yr emoticons are confusing me.

:confused:

here, try this one instead: :mad:

But hating you makes me happy, so it makes perfect sense!

[user note incoming]




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Did I read something about a drinking contest? I'm usually drunk when I'm posting here as it is. I will take all of you on. Especially the women.

^ amerikangod is a mysogynist.
anything u can do, i can do better.
femme acloholics for the win.

But this leaves out the board's most desirable Australians. Though perhaps they can function as judges, with all of their convict-descendant experience.

You know that means you're going against me, right? You've got some serious competition, foo.

i'm sweaty and half-naked right now.

fixed.

O.k., so I started to write that, but then I figured zeropumpkins would begin to think I was stalking him...

what the hell does billy corgan have to do with all of this?

:confused:

He was the last person to record with Sky Saxon, so perhaps more than he should.

Zombie Robot, you're right, I AM a misogynist, but in this case I was more so noting the desire to drink with women because it'd allow me the opportunity to be with drunken women. So it came from the wellspring of my love, not my hate.

terriblecanyons, all I can say is bring it.

Do either of you live in New York? When can this happen?

I live far away from new york.

How far?

I live in Wyoming.

Yeah, that's pretty far. Well, if I ever visit Wyoming I'll let you know. And if you ever visit New York let me know. And then we will see who is more awesome at drinking.

Let's do it.

My relations came here by choice (not sure why exactly) so there is only very little judging experience. Still happy to sit on the sidelines though. To be honest I am a glass and a half kind of girl and then I fall in love with the floor, so it would be quite pointless in me participating in any competitions.

LOL PHOENIX CAN'T STAND UP ISNT IT HILARIOUS, etc.

Drinking contest: Yes! but be advised when I'm inthe zone I tend to:

1.) embarass children
2.) get panties wet
3.) make liqour my bitch