Ive just moved out of the area I got to vote in so my Labour postal vote meant nothing to me,, he got in anyway. Even if his wife in the neighbouring ward got chucked out.

My new MP is Vince Cable though, how fucking upwardly mobile am I? I feel like I should start eating lentils or something.

The only indication I've seen of that being true, at least recently, has been those paedo witch hunts a few years ago. From what I can see, the masses are more likely to mistakenly burn down a paediatrician's house than they are setting fire to the houses of parliament. You talk a lot about 'the masses' but I have to wonder how many of them you actually talk to.

yes i talk to many the masses all the time. was just talking to some the masses today and they said you're view of them as an angry bewildered reactionary mob hurt their feelings and they were gonna burn down your house and tell everyone you are a paedoatrician.

Name: Nike
Sex: Failmale
Political stance: Teenage communist, socialist, jobless etc
WLTM: the masses

"Jobless of the world unite!"

yeah he got me allright. the wit of his searing adjectives and descriptions seared thru my soul and left me a quivering wreck.

i, nike, would like to publically renounce my wicked ways and apologise for all those times i didn't respect your superior opinions, it makes me, nike, very ashamed to know how rude i have been, and as god is my witness, i, nike, vow that from now on i, nike, will do my best at being a better nike.

Thank you. Apology accepted. Now go outside and play.

you know its hard being nike, all those nasty things you said about me, nike, make it hard to be nike. you should perhaps think again before using your words so harshly, at me, nike, because they can sting in ways you, who is not me nike, are not aware of, and its very hard for me, nike, to be insulted so.

Well I am sorry for that. lets hug and make up.

yeah thats easy to say to me, nike, but its not that easy for me, nike, to just open up emotionally and put my, (nike's) trust in someone (that is not me, nike). being nike is a difficult job and you should respect nike rather than just think you can make up with nike so easily. nike has feelings too. nike can be sensitive. but nike appreciates were you are coming from but nike just needs time to be nike and work out nikes stuff so nike can be a peaceful nike.

We'll work on it.

someday... someday he'll get it... someday...

Are you talking to me?

so who's it gonna be? my guess is milliband (the new tony blair). he looks like a lollipop stick with a face drawn on it.

Milliband definitely. Ed Balls (his only likely opponent) has to be one of the most instantly unlikable people I've seen. He makes Gordon Brown appear like John Peel. New Labour definitely need another Blair (and to keep Balls and Mandelson as far away from the public as possible) so yeah, has to be Milliband for me, .

yeah i think they already announced its definitely miliband

he was always lurking in the background like a haunted painting but now the painting is gonna try and be the prime minister. christ what have i been drinking!

hahahaha

HAUNTOLOGICAL MILIBAND, i READS K-PUNK. I OWNS THE CLOSER COLLECTORS EDITION BOX SET. im DOWN WITH THE NEED FOR A NEW SUBJECT TO EMERGE from the ASHES OF THE NEO LIBERAL PROJECT TO STAFF NHS HOSPITALS WITH HAUNTOLOGICAL GHOSTSo FROM THE 70'S.




ETHEREAL Y'ALL.




hILARYS COLLBAROTIN WITH ME ITS CALLED INVESTIAGE PUBLIC SCETOR BUDGETS CUTS OF TODAY

im not funnay.

He really ought to have left his jacket open. it looks absurd like that.

his bro looks like an agreeable potato with a quiff

That's what I said (kind of).

I trusted Labour more when they were a lot uglier and dishevelled.

That's it then. Cameron is PM.

I was quietly hoping Cameron might have been able to strike a pact with n''k

i didn't have a knife large enough to stab him in the back with unfortunately :(

i could have beat him to death with a copy of phillip blond's red tory but then the void between his semi facist masterplan and reality will intervene in much the same way

According to the Labour Party website:

"A record number of people are currently trying to join! Please try again in 5 minutes."

Shouldn't the so-called "record number of people" joined before the election?

https://secure2.labour.org.uk/join/

oh my lol, he's right! hahaha

am i the only one who got a bit misty-eyed during Brown's resignation speech tonight.

so is this what you will have to endure from now on?



you poor, poor fuckers.

fucking cunting fucking cunting shite cunts and fucking prick sucking whore fuckers.

I did too. I actually think Brown was a good Prime Minister. And he's not a phoney like Cameron, he's a serious person. He's dignified.

Smug Smuggington and Wife.

how long will they last, you reckon? can they dissolve as quickly as italian or israeli governments? or is this a set term? (sorry, i am ignorant of this).

also: the news reminded me today that you guys have a queen. haa ha haa ha haa.

We don't have a set term though the terms are limited to five years. Normally terms last for about four years. But as this a hung parliament and the Conservatives are going to be sharing power with the Liberal Democrats, it's quite possible that an election could be called within the next year, or a few months. Depends how badly things go. I really don't have a strong opinion on how long it will last. The Lib Dems are in policy pretty different to the Conservatives. I just hope people will have seen enough of how shit the Conservatives are to not vote them in again in the next election.



Don't diss our Queen!!!!

actually im gonna save that for an album cover

It was weird. I don't think it was the fact that Brown alone was leaving, but his speech sort of felt like a final epitaph to the New Labour project as a whole - especially as it came soon after watching Mandelson and Campbell walking away down the road. For better or worse it did feel very much like the end of something pretty major.


Noone knows yet but it's predicted to be atleast three or four years. Personally I think it'll collapse before then and we'll have another election in a year or two, and then who knows? To be honest, my views on the whole thing are flip flopping all over the place - apart from the utter revulsion I felt watching Cameron enter No 10. That hasn't altered a bit.


We do? Fuck, I forgot about her. How did she look? Queenish?

Yeah, you're right. Maybe this has been a pretty significant period in politics. It is pretty sad. I've got hope for David Milliband though.

I really like Alastair Campbell too, though I think he said on the news today that he will still have some involvement with the party, which would be good.

i see. yeah, i read they were going to form a coalition w/ labor but the top sucka decided to lick the tory ass instead.

anyway, i wasn't dissing the queen, but the people who have one! "ask the queen permission to form a government". funniest shit ever. you guys not embarrassed?

Yeah. Though the Tories got more seats in parliaments so it's kind of fair.


Not really, it's "quaint". And anyway, it brings in American tourists and their dollars.